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Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies,
Farwell and adieu all you ladies of Spain;
For we've received orders to sail for old England;
And perhaps we shall never more see you again.

I don't think there is anything, I know there's biodiesel but you won't be saving very much. Alternatives: Sell car, buy a scooter. Sell car, buy an economical petrol car and convert it to lpg. Start a fund to pay a contract killer to assassinate the chancellor... Oh christ, I've done it now. Are yo...

Wouldn't it use oil?

Off with her head! ...i was coverd in oil, anti-freeze, i could only see out of one eye so i gave in Ah, I remember the days of my youth... The last head I had off had 6 pots, 2 cams and 24 valves and, despite being alloy,weighed a farking ton. Never again! ...setting fire to myself I done that too!...

Blimey, that thing's addictive, I've already run my girlfriend's traffic up to half a gig and it's not even half way through the month. I'd better leave it alone 'cos if it goes over a gig they'll start robbing us. Like they need an excuse... Still, at least I know what the rest of the stuff is on m...

You mean they've all got them?! I thought that was some sort of bolt-on Carlos Fandango penis extension!

I guess it's true what they say about Frenchmen...

Ok Mr Smartypants, what did you fit to what?

As an aside: With the amount of wiring changes made by Pug I'd be happier if Tiny Tim has a look and sees what he's got before he splashes out on stuff.

I'm not feeling well placed to comment but my 2,0 HDI estate has a 0-60 time that can only be described as "eventually", despite having the same bhp as my old 2.1 it just doesn't have as much grunt. Parkers lists the 2.2 HDi coupe 0-60 as being over 10 seconds, which is indeed a little sad, but I kn...

What's wrong with the username? I've seen far worse. I've been far worse, once I was JJ...

MJB? Massive Jiggling Boobies?

Of course, amongst other things. A good starting point though.

Peugeot seem to have changed so many things you wouldn't have expected I wouldn't assume anything anymore. I just had a look online and nobody seems to want to tell you anything, I even had a look on the Saint-Gobain Sekurit site.

I reckon it needs a call to your local friendly car windscreen co.

There´s this country song that I just can´t get out of head: "Mama Hated Diesels" :cheesy: Mama hated diesel so bad I guess I knew it was something to do with FAP The first time I seen her cry Was after one of them things went by Mama hated diesel so bad Or Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz...

You want to get a tuning chip for your missus? Where do you plug it in?

Yes, I do: don't go to Pug.