Nightmare Journey
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:45 am
My 7 mile drive to work this morning was a decidedly hairy one; Bitchin' Betty (my Coupe's name
) threw a real tantrum.
I was turning left off the main road at a particularly busy T-junction when all of a sudden the steering wheel felt like it was made of lead and wouldn't turn at all. "ESP/ASR System Defective" appeared on the MFD, and the light on the "ESP OFF" button started flashing. The engine almost immediately conked out. All the while I was getting honked at by an army of increasingly irate motorists as I am now blocking the main road and the side road...
I thought the aux belt had snapped (which would explain the lack of power steering), as mine has been squealing for a week (going back to the garage where my cambelt got changed tomorrow to try and sort this). Thankfully no, so I turned the ignition on again, and she fired back into life - including the steering.
However, I now get everyone's favourite "Anti-pollution device defective" message - and I didn't even think you could get that on a petrol (thought this was FAP or HDi-specific). The Engine Management light also stays on. However, the car drives normally.
The only odd bit of behaviour I've noticed is the car's tendency to idle at strange revs - it normally idles at about 750 RPM - however, this has been wavering around anywhere from 800 to 1500 RPM. However, I think that was happening before today, and I was attributing it to the cambelt change (the guy said it might take up to 1000 miles of driving for the new belt to bed in properly).
Can anyone tell me what the hell happened today?
What would cause "Anti-pollution device defective" on a petrol-engined car?
Why the hell did the steering decide "f*ck it, I quit"?
I am going back to the garage tomorrow morning (this was booked on Monday due to the aux belt squealing, not as a result of today's peculiar behaviour), what should I ask him to look at? The list so far (before today's incident) was:
1) Aux belt squealing (will probably be a new belt and/or tensioner)
2) "AIR BAG" light constantly on, not flashing (they repaired the horn control on the airbag pad; maybe something to do with that)
3) Hand brake (just about doesn't work at all)
Any help you could offer would be greatly appreciated, as always
Cheers
Graeme

I was turning left off the main road at a particularly busy T-junction when all of a sudden the steering wheel felt like it was made of lead and wouldn't turn at all. "ESP/ASR System Defective" appeared on the MFD, and the light on the "ESP OFF" button started flashing. The engine almost immediately conked out. All the while I was getting honked at by an army of increasingly irate motorists as I am now blocking the main road and the side road...
I thought the aux belt had snapped (which would explain the lack of power steering), as mine has been squealing for a week (going back to the garage where my cambelt got changed tomorrow to try and sort this). Thankfully no, so I turned the ignition on again, and she fired back into life - including the steering.
However, I now get everyone's favourite "Anti-pollution device defective" message - and I didn't even think you could get that on a petrol (thought this was FAP or HDi-specific). The Engine Management light also stays on. However, the car drives normally.
The only odd bit of behaviour I've noticed is the car's tendency to idle at strange revs - it normally idles at about 750 RPM - however, this has been wavering around anywhere from 800 to 1500 RPM. However, I think that was happening before today, and I was attributing it to the cambelt change (the guy said it might take up to 1000 miles of driving for the new belt to bed in properly).
Can anyone tell me what the hell happened today?
What would cause "Anti-pollution device defective" on a petrol-engined car?
Why the hell did the steering decide "f*ck it, I quit"?
I am going back to the garage tomorrow morning (this was booked on Monday due to the aux belt squealing, not as a result of today's peculiar behaviour), what should I ask him to look at? The list so far (before today's incident) was:
1) Aux belt squealing (will probably be a new belt and/or tensioner)
2) "AIR BAG" light constantly on, not flashing (they repaired the horn control on the airbag pad; maybe something to do with that)
3) Hand brake (just about doesn't work at all)
Any help you could offer would be greatly appreciated, as always
Cheers
Graeme