Hello from Deepcut!

[Doggy]

absolute classic

Why is it that the first shite in the morning after a hot curry the night before
comes out doing an impression of a Saturn V lifting off ?? just what is
in it that turns normally well formed firm turds into mush ? and where does the
pressure come from that forces it out at such a velocity or is this something
i will go to my grave thinking about having never found the answer

When I think of the hours I spent trying to find an original research question for my dissertation proposal, when all I had to do was ask Puggy.

* shakes head *

[puggy]

Re: Baby Wipes - an effective cleanser/cooling agent however we are not meant to flush such things down the pan

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/ring-of ... wipes.html

Someone at work bought me these as a secret santa present this year, and I must say they do the job nicely

I was just consuming a mouthfull of cottage pie when i clicked that link , the resulting laugh
meant my mouthfull ended up over the tray my knee's and the chair , Thankyou Matt

I also have another toilet based question ...... why is it when you are constipated , a sympton i think we
have all suffered from , and you are sitting on the lav straining with tears in your eyes trying to eject the
mother of all turds that is filling your anal passage because it is so large and hard and your anus will not expand
enough to allow it out that you can still fart , why does it let the fart out and not the turd ?????

[Doggy]

..And why can't you fart quietly anymore when you're over 45?

[steve_earwig]

Are you getting enough fibre in your diet there Puggy?

[puggy]

and you are right doggy my days of silent farting seem to be over too

[teamster1975]

Prunes for Puggy!

[VND]

Sometimes, when Im really bored.
I'll take an Immodium, and a Sennakott at the same time, just to see which will win.

For all the scientifically interested out there.
7/10 times the Sennakott emerves victorious.
Usually explosivly so.

[puggy]

[JonL]

There are some sad, sad, devient people on here. I feel right at home!

[VND]

There are some sad, sad, devient people on here. I feel right at home!

Bah.
Rumbled.

[teamster1975]

Movicol is the one to use, you'll sh1t through the eye of a needle for a week!

[puggy]

Now there speaks the voice of experiance

[teamster1975]

Indirectly! My wife was on the stuff after she had her ovarian cyst sorted, they had her on intravenous antibiotics and it completely messed her system up, poor lass