Hello from Deepcut!

[JonL]

Just to introduce myself, I am currently living in Deepcut Surrey and own a, very broken, 1999 406 HDi 90 Estate.

Briefly the engine catastrophically failed last week and I am trying to do a swap to get her back on the road. I will post full details in the relevant forum as there are lots of questions I need to ask!

I also run a stripped out Mk2 Golf as a track toy and enjoy tinkering whenever I get the chance.

Anyway that's me, regards,

Jon

[teamster1975]

Welcome in Jon! You're just round the corner from me! (Well a couple of miles at any rate )
I don't know much about the HDi's but there are loads of knowledgable guys n gals here that can help

[JonL]

Nice to see a local member in any forum, especially when you may need an extra pair of hands from time to time. Yes there has been lots of help from the knowledgeable folks in the engine section, when they can drag themselves away from talking about chillies and cooling their toilet paper that is!

Overall just what is needed from a car enthusiast site.

[teamster1975]

It's a great crowd here!

[Doggy]

Hi Jon & Welcome

Sorry to hear you're having trouble with your HDi - major mechanical problems seem very rare.

(The business with the loo roll's a bit more common IMHO).

[mjb]

Bah... as I said, you just can't get bog roll cold

Now, wet wipes on the other hand... there's something to try!

[Doggy]

Now, wet wipes on the other hand... there's something to try!

Rather you than me.

I reckon this is the grub equivalent of a hangover - indicates a lack of practice

[mjb]

Haha it's only really an abundance of chilli seeds (like on a pizza with jalapenos) that gives me trouble. Doesn't happen when I've consumed ludicrously hot sauces

[TopDonkey]

If you want really cold bog roll, try dipping it in water then putting it in the freezer overnight, I believe you will have some bog roll at about -19 degrees C

[steve_earwig]

It'd probably stick to your arse. I know what would probably be good, I have a bidet in my upstairs bathroom (oooh, etc.). I've thought about washing my feet in it but the only time I ever used it for anything was the time I got up for a slash in the night, staggered to the bathroom more asleep than awake, and came to when my legs started getting wet

[Doggy]

I have a bidet in my upstairs bathroom (oooh, etc.). I've thought about washing my feet in it but the only time I ever used it for anything was the time I got up for a slash in the night, staggered to the bathroom more asleep than awake, and came to when my legs started getting wet

Ripped ours out, after 12 years of no-one using it.

Threads like this must really impress browsing guests.......

[puggy]

Why is it that the first shite in the morning after a hot curry the night before
comes out doing an impression of a Saturn V lifting off ?? just what is
in it that turns normally well formed firm turds into mush ? and where does the
pressure come from that forces it out at such a velocity or is this something
i will go to my grave thinking about having never found the answer

[Welly]

Aha - I wondered what was going on here! toilet humour eh?

Re: Baby Wipes - an effective cleanser/cooling agent however we are not meant to flush such things down the pan

Bidets are for standing on to change the light bulb aren't they? one foot on the Bidet and one on the WC

[JonL]

Well I've started two threads and they are both growing nicely! Must be a first for me.....

Now back to the in depth discussion about cooling backsides after a good curry.

[mjb]

Re: Baby Wipes - an effective cleanser/cooling agent however we are not meant to flush such things down the pan

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/ring-of ... wipes.html

Someone at work bought me these as a secret santa present this year, and I must say they do the job nicely