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Costly tech talk

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:52 pm
by 2chronicles
Anyone which box shoud I tick?
(1) my sump tray
(2)When i say sump tray i dont think i made myself clear, i mean the big flappy bit of plastic that keeps all of the road
(3)One of mine has the [under tray[/u] missing so maybee leave it off?
(4)Ahhh the engine bay undertray.
(5)That's usually held on with zip ties and my new car's will also join the zip tie club as soon as I need to take the tray off for anything.
(6)The problem is being under the car the bolts holding it on get exposed to the worst conditions and consequently corrode. It's honestly a hell of a lot easier to just tie it on than faff(?eh!) with the bolts
Conclusion:
What I can say is that I have a quote of £124.00 for the part required, £2-66 for the eight fixing screws/bolts? £12 labour +vat, not bad for a flappy bit of plastic! or is a sump tray1 phew!!

Re: Costly tech talk

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:16 am
by swiss
Sorry... what?

Re: Costly tech talk

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:14 pm
by lofty
:?

Cant quite work out what your trying to say fella?

Re: Costly tech talk

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:16 pm
by Welly
My brain, it cannot compute :?

Hold on, I think I know........the undertray is knackered! most people on here frigg up some penny washers and zip ties through a clean part of the tray (near the existing fixing holes/slots) and if you do a good job it'll last well.

Oh and another tip is to leave it in place when doing an oil change and just let the oil dribble over the back of the tray to save disturbing your 'fixings'.

Re: Costly tech talk

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:43 pm
by teamster1975
Mine hasn't got one, just some rusty screw stumps :cry:

Re: Costly tech talk

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:22 pm
by Doggy
Welton wrote:if you do a good job it'll last well.
Please tell the court, in your own words Mr Welton, what precisely became of your undertray?

Re: Costly tech talk

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:43 pm
by teamster1975
dogslife wrote:
Welton wrote:if you do a good job it'll last well.
Please tell the court, in your own words Mr Welton, what precisely became of your undertray?
He was moonlighting with Leicester council ploughing them roads!! :cheesy:

Re: Costly tech talk

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:00 pm
by Welly
dogslife wrote:
Welton wrote:if you do a good job it'll last well.
Please tell the court, in your own words Mr Welton, what precisely became of your undertray?
Well, your honor, I had fixed my undertray satisfactorily for some 2 years until I engaged the services of my mechanic who failed to appreciate the fine work I had carried out with numerous tie wraps, old penny washers and the like and fixed the undertray back onto the car in a rather slovenly manner. Later, whilst negociating rural snow-filled roads my undertray and I parted company, silently.

When I decided to sell the car some months later I was lucky enough for the new purchaser to reason nothing to be unduly missing in respect of under-slung protective equipment and that was the last time I saw her, I mean it.

*holds back the tears*

Re: Costly tech talk

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:46 pm
by Doggy
It is the case, is it not that you did knowingly seek out a purchaser, who was not a native Briton, for the express purpose of passing on this incomplete vehicle, knowing as you did from your acquaintance Mr Earwig, that Peugeot 406's were not in fact equipped with undertrays in other countries?

Well, Mr Welton?

Re: Costly tech talk

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:27 am
by 2chronicles
I was just seeking some clarity on the correct term for the whatever it is that was under the engine and is no longer there is it an essential part or can I Save £124?

Re: Costly tech talk

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:43 am
by Welly
dogslife wrote:It is the case, is it not that you did knowingly seek out a purchaser, who was not a native Briton, for the express purpose of passing on this incomplete vehicle, knowing as you did from your acquaintance Mr Earwig, that Peugeot 406's were not in fact equipped with undertrays in other countries?

Well, Mr Welton?
Yes, ma'ludd :cry:

I'm too pretty for jail :shock: :shock: :cry:

Re: Costly tech talk

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:45 am
by Welly
2chronicles wrote:I was just seeking some clarity on the correct term for the whatever it is that was under the engine and is no longer there is it an essential part or can I Save £124?
You don't have to have one but they do keep the engine bay clean (Peugeot electrics eh?) and they also help with aerodynamics and correct airflow through the radiator(s) and engine bay.

Rather than buy a new one maybe hold out foe a second hand one sometime?

Re: Costly tech talk

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:21 pm
by bangernom1cs
Sir...

In this instance I have taken advice just like any good government worth his salt minister would.

It is my conclusion in this particular episode that said law is commonly refferred to as being.

'An Ass'

(which means that its a waste of time fitting an undertray)

Therefore I am submitting my legitimate, and within the existing rules ,consulting fees
of £122.99 & VAT which is is fair and reasonable in the circumstances and good value to
the hard working members of this community!

Tony

Re: Costly tech talk

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:27 pm
by totaleclipse
mine got flung to f..... buggery the 1st time the car got a service by me.