What is the purpose of these 2 things (@ wiggy code 11)

[steve_earwig]

I thought that was gRoberts with the motorised sauna

[Welly]

I didn't get that either

Maybe Doggy needs some time out in our 'special facility'

Steve - can you make sure we didn't leave topdonkey in there, I can't remember.

[steve_earwig]

I thought the rats were looking fat (I see you've been lurking TD, hope everything's ok with you )

I suppose it's what Dogslife thinks of when he thinks of Sweden. I prefer to think of something I heard on Wallander - "girls skinny-dipping in mountain lakes"

[FarmerPug]

who put a smily face in something i said, because as a rule i dont use them and someones wrote that?

[steve_earwig]

Someone's been a-tampering, I think if someone edited one of my posts for a giggle and didn't say something I'd be annoyed too.

[puggy]

Oh yes, yes, that right there, errr, for the 'sat nav'........

Steve_earwig, I thought I told you to hide the Forum Tracking Modules better than that? We need these people to think they are living normal lives and you may have broken the circle of trust with this blooper. Everyone needs to work extra hard now so as not to reveal any more glimpses of our overall control.

How's the member 'puggy' doing? Does he still think he lives in Staffordshire and has a keen interest in RC planes? that was good work, by the way.

I'm still working on Doggy, I think he's on to us but with a little work I'll have him eating out of our hands again soon

Dream on Welters, get back in yer motorised sauna and leave us genuine Pug owners alone.

Well said doggy !!! though i would sorely miss welly and steve if they deserted us but makes you wonder with all
these people going awol what the pair of them are up to ?? my money is on them being in the sex trade business , welly
is the finder and steve is the european connection

[FarmerPug]

it gets stranger and stranger, but i think its a good thing

vive la french electrics

[puggy]

Yes indeed exec !! so many off the topic conversations have been started
as a result of our weird and wonderful french electrics

[FarmerPug]

could be worse though, were not dealing with italian or russian electrics

[steve_earwig]

Ah! Beat me to it - I was going to say it could be worse, it could be Italian I've no idea what the electrics are like in Russia but I suspect the word is "dangerous".

[FarmerPug]

i dont know either but the lada wasnt really a car anyone praised for anything, and an old top gear review did comment on wires hanging out.
french electrics are good, the only thing wrong is they are too adventurous and thats why there is teething problems, back 10 years ago there wasnt too many cars with rain sensing wipers in the 406 price range

[steve_earwig]

I remember one of or managers getting a new D8 as a hire car, most impressed we all were with the wipers

[FarmerPug]

exactly the french are on a role, first was that and now it seems offering new tech in cars isnt enough because they now make new words like visiodrive what a great word

[Doggy]

Weren't Mercs the first with auto wipers?
I remember hearing some chinless wonder bleating about his, as I was collecting a visitor from Reception, years ago.
This conjured up an image of two Toxteth ten-year-olds deciding how to 'test' them.

[steve_earwig]

A quick surf on Wiki says... Nissan, although the first use of the rain sensors was to shut the roof on a Cadillac.

visiodrive

What does that mean, you can see while you're driving? No, hold on, it's a tiny car with a glass roof, I get that means to can look at passing planes and stars while you're driving