Its Dark in here ..

[lozz]

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her
Husband is at work.


Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them,
and hides in the Bedroom cupboard to watch.


Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes
home.


She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the
little boy is in there already.


After a little while the little boy says, "Dark in here."


The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear
anything let alone from a little boy says, "Yes, it is."


Boy - "I have a football."


Man - "That's nice."


Boy - "Want to buy it?"


Man - "No, thanks."


Boy - "My dad's outside."


Man - "OK, how much?"


Boy - "£250"


In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
and the lover are in the cupboard together.


Boy - "Dark in here."


Man - "Yes, it is."


Boy - "I have football boots."


The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
"Ok how much this time ?”


Boy - "£750"


Man - "Sold."


A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy,
"Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a
game of soccer. The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and
boots."


The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"


Boy - "To a friend of mine for a £1,000."


The father says, "That's a terrible thing overcharging your
friend like that "That's four times what they cost when they
were new, I'm going to take You to church and make you
confess your terrible sin."


They go to the church and the father makes the little boy
sit in the Confession booth and he closes the door.


The boy says, "Dark in here".


The priest says, "Don't start that sh* t again you little pr*ck,
you're in my f...... cupboard now"!!

[FarmerPug]

ah ha, the priest is up to something naughty.

[DiscoPol]

how dare you cast aspersions about the Catholic church!!

and anyway a priest and a small boy in a cupboard............................sounds all a bit too familiar to me

[FarmerPug]

as father dougal said 'THEM WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP'

[Gary406]