he could identify any wood by its smell, they tested
him on several different types and he guessed right
everytime, to try and catch him out the secretary stripped
her clothes off and lay naked on the floor with her legs wide open. he sniffed and said he wasnt sure, so he asked for the wood to be turned over, he sniffed again and said:
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ye canny fool me, its an auld shitehouse door aff a fishing boat..
