Actually, a woman is a lot like a bucket of KFC...
When you're done with the tender breasts and juicy thighs, you're left with a greasy bucket to lob your bone into.
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I was doing garden work after the storm this weekend and my wife
was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find
the rake. I yelled up to my wife, "Where is the rake?"
She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?"
I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a
raking motion.
Then my wife wasn't sure and said, "What?"
I repeated the gestures. "EYE KNEE - THE RAKE"
My wife replied that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left
breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch. Well,
there is no way in hell that I could even come close to that
one.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and ask her "What in the hell
was that?"
She replies.......
"EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH"
was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find
the rake. I yelled up to my wife, "Where is the rake?"
She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?"
I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a
raking motion.
Then my wife wasn't sure and said, "What?"
I repeated the gestures. "EYE KNEE - THE RAKE"
My wife replied that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left
breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch. Well,
there is no way in hell that I could even come close to that
one.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and ask her "What in the hell
was that?"
She replies.......
"EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH"
