Things you hate

[lozz]

Ha.
iwas at the supermarket tonight in a que in front of me is a lady she gets her shopping bill and then produces
5 coupons for Tampax or them towel things

shes only printed them off the internet so they wouidnt scan !

she then demands to see the manager,

feck me, half hour later imanaged to pay for the stuff igot and got the feck out of there

what is it with people trying to save 15p its fecking beyond me.

[Doggy]

it was uphill coming to a roundabout and the nonce in the Audi just didnt have the beans to stop a torrent of Frenchness rush past him up the hill, just after the rather fine little chef breaky we had

Ah yes, now you come to mention it.

Now its my turn to say i dont remember , Zafira?? its not easy being old

Twas mere moments before that excellent repast, as we had to repeat a bit of dual carriageway, after a Gallic satnav glitch forced the TomTom-guided dogmobile to the fore.
'Daddy Cool' was reluctant to move over, but when he finally gave in, the sight of two fair sized diesel estates blasting past was truly character building.

He'll thank us one day.....

[DiscoPol]

it was uphill coming to a roundabout and the nonce in the Audi just didnt have the beans to stop a torrent of Frenchness rush past him up the hill, just after the rather fine little chef breaky we had

Ah yes, now you come to mention it.

Now its my turn to say i dont remember , Zafira?? its not easy being old

Twas mere moments before that excellent repast, as we had to repeat a bit of dual carriageway, after a Gallic satnav glitch forced the TomTom-guided dogmobile to the fore.
'Daddy Cool' was reluctant to move over, but when he finally gave in, the sight of two fair sized diesel estates blasting past was truly character building.

He'll thank us one day.....

it was a good drive, less of a convoy and more of a spirited sprint

its a shame more people didnt take us up on the offer of the post breakfast blast

[Doggy]

.....post breakfast blast

Oh! was that why you had the windows open, Dan?

[sirwiggum]

What is it with MPVs and hogging the outside lane?

Seems to be every Renault Scenic hogs the outside lane of the M2 into Belfast / M3/A2.

I laughed reading that, showing the Audi and the Zafira who's boss!

[rwb]

People who overtake then slow down or stop to turn.

[steve_earwig]

Oh look, I've got 2 emails from Facebook. One says:
Hi Steve,
You haven't been back to Facebook recently (no sh*t).You have received notifications while you were gone.
No I haven't, those two friends requests have been there for at least 6 months, one is my nephew (you really think I want to see the sort of stuff teenage kids post?) and the other is someone I don't know - ok she's a friend of a friend but I'm not here just to push her friends total up to 100,000

The other says
Da Plodster posted on your Wall.
"WOW I cant believe that you can see who is viewing your profile!I just saw my 98 profile visitors and I am SHOCKED from who is viewing my profile!You can also see WHO VIEWED YOUR PROFILE.
Sorry Plod mate but either a) you were drunk b) you've gone mad c) Facebook is not immune to viruses d) viruses also include crappy pointless "applications" that spam people in your friends list.

Also I couldn't give a monkey's who's looking at my profile *wonders how many people he'd upset if he posted an image from his MRIs on there*

[sirwiggum]

One that used to get me when I lived in Fife was:

You would be on an open road, fairly empty in your direction, making good progress. Then, someone in an old Metro or something would pull on out right in front of you, forcing you to slow down, despite the road behind you being clear, and proceed at 35-40mph.

Why?????? Why not at least wait until I passed?

What was so important that it couldnt wait and you do 40mph anyway??

And overtaking was difficult due to the windy roads and every good overtaking stretch seemed to have a car coming the other way.
I was also in an XUD ZX, so overtaking needed a runway.

[CalamityJames]

One that used to get me when I lived in Fife was:

You would be on an open road, fairly empty in your direction, making good progress. Then, someone in an old Metro or something would pull on out right in front of you, forcing you to slow down, despite the road behind you being clear, and proceed at 35-40mph.

Why?????? Why not at least wait until I passed?

Bane of my life.

Also, something else I hate: When my car cuts out while approaching a set of traffic light controlled roadworks and refuses to restart!

[FarmerPug]

tractor or other slow machines driving on the road without pulling into the hard sholder.
screwdriver bits that break or wear out straight away
and the facebook thing its stupid the thing about friends too many people work on a high score system and friend requests from people you didnt even know at school

[Doggy]

This mornings commute was fun.....

A14 eastbound closed J13 - 16 due to lorry fire.

On my alternative country lane, I discover 12 cars following an artic, who's stuck behind a soddin TRACTION ENGINE and nobody even trying to get past.

(bet they don't have to pass smoke tests).

[DiscoPol]

.....post breakfast blast

Oh! was that why you had the windows open, Dan?

well we dont have baked beans over 'ere, so my delicate innards are not used to such things any longer

[sirwiggum]

This mornings commute was fun.....

A14 eastbound closed J13 - 16 due to lorry fire.

On my alternative country lane, I discover 12 cars following an artic, who's stuck behind a soddin TRACTION ENGINE and nobody even trying to get past.

(bet they don't have to pass smoke tests).

Dogs life commutes to work in the 1920s

[kevtherev]

the human rights act, that gives more rights to criminals and less rights to law abiding citizens it seems, and
namby pamby left wing bleeding heart liberal human rights lawyers. blair only signed us up to it so his mrs could make a fortune

[FarmerPug]

This mornings commute was fun.....

A14 eastbound closed J13 - 16 due to lorry fire.

On my alternative country lane, I discover 12 cars following an artic, who's stuck behind a soddin TRACTION ENGINE and nobody even trying to get past.

(bet they don't have to pass smoke tests).

Dogs life commutes to work in the 1920s