Neighbours!

[Bailes1992]

Across the road and about 3 doors up theres a middle aged woman who lives on her own.

If you park on the road oposite her house she will come out and shout at you because she cannot get her 206 off the drive.
Now I manage perfectley well to get my Mondeo off my drive when theres someone parked opposite the drive. It's easy. So theres no excuse for it.

So tonight I jump in the beemer and as I'm reversing out the drive theres a police car waiting outside next doors house. I don't think much of it start to drive off and the blues and toos come one.
So I pulled straight over and got out. Apparentley a neighbour reported me for driving my fathers car without insurance

So after everything was cleared up (I'm insured to drive it) I shook the police officers hand (He's only doing his job) and went to get back into the car before this 'woman' runs out of her house and starts going "Why aren't you impounding the car"

I swear to god I could have gouged her eyes out with a rusty spoon and fed them to my dog. What a complete nosey bint.

[Bailes1992]

Just parked my car opposite her drive knowing fullwell she has to go to work about 4.30 in the morning. Set the roadhawk up too just incase she tries anything stupid.

Feeling better now.

[highlander]

theres a middle aged woman who lives on her own

... which is understandable, I think. Who in their right f*cking minds would want to live with *that*?

[TooT]

If you park on the road oposite her house she will come out and shout at you because she cannot get her 206 off the drive.Now I manage perfectley well to get my Mondeo off my drive when theres someone parked opposite the drive.

I reversed off my mates drive straight into a car parked on the other side of the road.
I was concerntating so much on what was comming up or down the road I didn't see it

She has nothing better to do. We have a women near work always complaining about our cars being parked near her house she is leaves notes under windscreen wipers and takes photos of our cars and sends them with a letter to our Director who just ignores them.

[Bailes1992]

Different kettle of fish, my mates street is much narrower

[lozz]

Nasty neighbours eh,

what have you done?
run over her cat or summat


The police shouid give her a warning for wasting there time,

Keep smiling at her it will make her wonder what your upto

[Pilch]

ooooh lozz you got an evil mind... I Like it...

[lozz]

Me Evil Never,


ijust know a few tricks on how to wind These types of Neighbours up,
ive had my fare shair of these feckers

Bailes : wait well she goes on holiday Mate, get a waterblaster and poke it through the letter box
and dont forget to drop the bag of grass seed in there afterwards,


when she comes back she will have a job of getting the Fly-mow out on the carpet

[scotty73]

Evil genius... I like it

[Bailes1992]

Lozz thats bloody genius! Wish I knew when she was going on holiday though

[scotty73]

Lozz thats bloody genius! Wish I knew when she was going on holiday though

Might be worth being nice to her for a few weeks just to find out.

[Bailes1992]

Good news!
Van slid down the street on black ice today and landed in her front garden

f*cking Karma!

[highlander]

Good news!
Van slid down the street on black ice today and landed in her front garden

f*cking Karma!

It's not karma if you were doing handbrake turns in your work van, that's called "revenge" tsk tsk Sam, bad lad