Jokes to play on the other half...

[Bailes1992]

Becca yesterday kept trying to set an alarm on my phone for ~4am.
Lucky I noticed to removed them and set a 4:15am alarm on a Pac Man clock
Basically at 4:!5am... very loudly it played a little tune and went "WAGA WAGA WAGA WAGA WAGA..." and so on until she turned it off.

Que an angry phonecall to me about 4:20

Thing is there is a large chance that I've just set off world war three.
I'm now going to have to me on my guard 24/7. I'm expecting war!

So if she does play, what can I do back to her?

Things along the lines of cutting the toes off of her socks etc.

[steve_earwig]

Did you make a will yet?

[lozz]

Have a few beers and sing to her,

it drives them nuts lol,


(Ive got a song thatl get on your nerves) normaly works,

[highlander]

So if she does play, what can I do back to her?

- Salt in the sugar pot (= yucky tea)
- Glue the toilet seat up
- Keep a stock of old batteries and put them in her TV/DVD remote controls ("That's funny, I only changed that yesterday ...")
- Same as above, but for lightbulbs (bonus points for combining this with the toilet seat prank...)

[trem1]

lift the toilet seat up and carefully stretch clingfilm over the bowl (if its tight enough it cant be seen)
put the seat back down and wait for the scream

If your lucky she'll just sit down and pee but it'll go everywhere, if your not so lucky (depending on your sense of humour) it wont be a wee she has

[Pilch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvbBB9ipndA

This is one of the things that I have seen on TV. Ended up getting painful.....

Film it!!