Phycho Flat Head Screw Driver

[Sonia406]

I have a flat head screw driver that's on a mission..........

On Monday I managed to accidentally scratch a black box in the engine bay while trying to lever something up - I quickly proceeded to say 'Oh sorry hun' to Miss Pug!
Then yesterday I took 2 chunks out my fingers trying to lever the air bag electric connections open
I was on whats app doing an audio message to a friend, telling her about the chunk I just took out from my little finger, as I was recording - I actually then took a chunk out my thumb

I then had a dream last night that pyscho film was remade using my very flat head screw driver

Anyone else think that plot I've now just lost?

I just thought I'd share this and make a few of you giggle

[Bailes1992]

You think you've lost the plot?
Could be worse, the tablets I take give me strange dreams.
The other night I drempt that there was invisible bats with pig noses they went around terrorising puppies and you could only see them through iPhone cameras

[Sonia406]

You think you've lost the plot?
Could be worse, the tablets I take give me strange dreams.
The other night I drempt that there was invisible bats with pig noses they went around terrorising puppies and you could only see them through iPhone cameras

To get those kind of dreams you're either on Morphine or Tramadol - in which case, I highly sympathize.....

[lozz]

[Sonia406]

[scotty73]

You think you've lost the plot?
Could be worse, the tablets I take give me strange dreams.
The other night I drempt that there was invisible bats with pig noses they went around terrorising puppies and you could only see them through iPhone cameras

To get those kind of dreams you're either on Morphine or Tramadol

Or having alcohol withdrawal.

[Sonia406]

You think you've lost the plot?
Could be worse, the tablets I take give me strange dreams.
The other night I drempt that there was invisible bats with pig noses they went around terrorising puppies and you could only see them through iPhone cameras

To get those kind of dreams you're either on Morphine or Tramadol

Or having alcohol withdrawal.

Oh don't

I only had two ciders last night and I was away with the fairies and even then when I had sobered up I just found everything funny, I was having fits of giggles, to such an extent you know, you do that snort like a pig

I did not just admit that

I did not just admit that

Oh bollocks

[Ares]

I once had a dream in which i was chased by a million televisions,yea,thats right tv hahah.
they had those evil eyes on screen,,little hands and legs from the box out,it was scary

[Sonia406]

Ha ha............ fits in well with your signature strip then

[lozz]

Iremeber seeing some freaky stuff when iwas about 14,
there was a gang of us on the fields, dont know whos idea it was to take all the "Shrooms home with us and boil then up
but it was abad en, that was some mental stuff,