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Assisted breaking?

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Or potential nightmare in the wrong hands? (or feet) :wink:

Leaving the M5 to join the M42 yesterday there was a Mini behind me and a Fiat 500 in front then a pretty open road for about half a mile where i spotted what looked like a police car on a transporter.
Within seconds of me seeing this the woman in the Fiat 500 in front must have spotted it too and thought she was actually behind a copper.... So she decided she was going way to fast and slammed on the hankers... Well she must have shat herself because the car started violently swerving left to right with the hazzards flashing with no skidding until she regained control or the brakes decided she was safe?

It's a good job i like to keep a fair distance from anything in front if possible but i still had to slow down a bit and so did the girl in the Mini behind... At the next junction she left... Hope there was a services so she could change her undies. :supafrisk:
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Not so much a post about about assisted braking, more a post about about f*cking numpty idiots with no idea how to drive. The number of times I've been travelling along in queues of traffic doing less than the speed limit and some tosser stands on the anchors cos they see a plod (often going the other way :roll: ), nearly causing a pile up.... you weren't speeding the first place you f*cking dolt!!! :frown:

Anyway, assisted braking is a fine safety development but unfortunately you can't educate pork :(
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I always thought assisted braking was that thing that the Mrs does when she puts her foot on the imaginary brake in the passenger side when you're coming up to a roundabout...
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waue1978 wrote:I always thought assisted braking was that thing that the Mrs does when she puts her foot on the imaginary brake in the passenger side when you're coming up to a roundabout...
It's the other way around in our house Stu, I'm constantly kicking sh*t out of the passenger footwell when SWMBO is in command!! :shock:
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its not just the police they jump on the brakes for,they do it for the 'Traffic Officers' as well


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DaiRees wrote:
waue1978 wrote:I always thought assisted braking was that thing that the Mrs does when she puts her foot on the imaginary brake in the passenger side when you're coming up to a roundabout...
It's the other way around in our house Stu, I'm constantly kicking sh*t out of the passenger footwell when SWMBO is in command!! :shock:
There lies the reason I've done all the driving since quitting the beer... I'm not drunk enough to sit next to her :lol:
Downside with quitting the beer was last weeks holiday i found myself looking for pubs that i could drive the drinkers to?... Why the feck do i torture myself? :lol:

Talking of the imaginary brake in the footwell while on caravanist duty lasy week i noticed my mrs has found another one it's located near the passenger window switch but it don't seem to help slow the car down. :supafrisk:
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waue1978 wrote:I always thought assisted braking was that thing that the Mrs does when she puts her foot on the imaginary brake in the passenger side when you're coming up to a roundabout...
Mrs Doggy's taken to trying to lever the grab handle away from the roof, if I so much as check the mirrors prior to overtaking......

I had been wondering whether the emergency brake assist thingy worked on this 406, but yesterday morning I did the classic near-tailend-at-the-roundabout manoeuver - checked traffic joining from the right, (no problem, car's taking the first exit into the road I'm joining from, no need to stop). Only noticed at the last second the dozy cow in front was still assessing the sitaution and had stopped dead.

It works. :shock:
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waue1978 wrote:I always thought assisted braking was that thing that the Mrs does when she puts her foot on the imaginary brake in the passenger side when you're coming up to a roundabout...

Ha ha - I'm sure Dave does this! :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
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Sonia406 wrote:
Ha ha - I'm sure Dave does this! :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
If the way you say you drive is true i'm surprised he don't wear one of these http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=h ... g&dur=1817

Every time he gets in the car. :wink:
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scotty73 wrote:
Sonia406 wrote:
Ha ha - I'm sure Dave does this! :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
If the way you say you drive is true i'm surprised he don't wear one of these http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=h ... g&dur=1817

Every time he gets in the car. :wink:
He probably tries to, but Sonia won't let him near the car when he wears it for fear of him scratching Miss Pug's paint on the way in!
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Slightly off topic but still about the same drive so you can let me off. :wink:

I find myself quite embarased today and quite disapointed has i sit here working out my mpg's for the trip and see 57.77mpg after managing 58.68mpg on the same trip a few weeks back i reflect on what i done wrong.

The trip up i was driving alone with hardly any traffic and no stop off and i managed the 196 mile trip in just over 3 hours...Lead foot in places. :oops:
Quick full English then back on my travels but the roads seemed very busy on all the motorways, nothing to drop the speeds below 60mph but it seemed to take forever to get home.

So it's the traffic's fault along with my timing and nothing to do with lead foot so next time i think i should stop for dinner and leave there a little later (maybe have a crap to leave some weight there too) :lol:

What am i whinging about? the last fill up was after a tow @34mpg and i paid for that top up :supafrisk:
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I *HATE* EBA ON PSA CARS!

Triggered it a couple of times in both the missus' 406 and the father-in-law's 307. Nothing worse than going for a ginger kiss on the brakes and getting whiplash as a result. :evil: It would seem the way I brake a lot of the time is to whip the pedal down to 'bite point' then ease it from there - similar (but in the opposite direction) to how you'd operate the clutch. The braking's still nice and smooth, I just get there quickly. However doing this is largely incompatible with PSA's stupid nanny-knows-best systems that you can't bloody disable... :evil: Completely kills the will to do any "involved" driving too as it removes the ability to ease off the brakes (EBA holds the brakes on fully until you've completely released the pedal)

Good thing BMW's version is a lot more tolerant to fast footwork - only triggered it once in the 530i and once in the 540i, both times when I was actually doing an emergency stop (bloody cats darting out into the road...). Don't mind it so much then, even if it is an unnerving "sh*t my brakes have broken!" feeling and hasn't actually assisted me...
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scotty73 wrote:
Sonia406 wrote:
Ha ha - I'm sure Dave does this! :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
If the way you say you drive is true i'm surprised he don't wear one of these http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=h ... g&dur=1817

Every time he gets in the car. :wink:

Ha ha ha... :D
He doesn't need one of those does he.........? :shock:

I'm a woman driver and we all know women drivers ARE the safest!!

Perhaps, shouldn't of said that with a forum full of MEN...... :oops:
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Sonia406 wrote:
I'm a woman driver and we all know women drivers ARE the safest!!

Perhaps, shouldn't of said that with a forum full of MEN...... :oops:
Or on a status about a woman driving carelessly. :lol:
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scotty73 wrote:
Sonia406 wrote:
I'm a woman driver and we all know women drivers ARE the safest!!

Perhaps, shouldn't of said that with a forum full of MEN...... :oops:
Or on a status about a woman driving carelessly. :lol:
Should of seen the dosey bitch we had to put up with last night on the M25.... Jesus!
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