Welly's clunge spotting conundrum

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Welly's clunge spotting conundrum

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Just had to nip to the Bank for work and was literally forced* to drive past the College what teaches beauty treatmenting (other courses are available).

Imagine my panic as I stewarded the Volvo up a long hill and spotted TWO rather spiffing females but on OPPOSITE sides of the road! what made it worse was their almost stage-like passing each other perfectly in time but going in different directions! how cruel?

I made a piss poor effort at looking left/centre/right/centre but failed at them all in that order :(
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Like a dog with two, umm, bones :shock:

Warm weather always brings them out too, mobile accident black spots. It's a curse, I tell ye. Ok, I'm middle-aged and I'm married, so please can I turn this sh*t off now?
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Oh no, what a dai-lemmur!

Any self respecting clunge would present itself for inspection, one at a time, in an orderly manner! What is the world coming to? :roll:

I used to teach one day a week at a company the other side of Cardiff, of course I could have taken the faster but longer route, but it was much more direct to go straight through the city, past the Uni, about 20 mins before the first lectures of the day. There were some wondrous sights to behold 8)
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As a lorry driver I do have the mis-fortune to witness ladies in a state of undress walking through the town centres - especially the office workers with their tiny pencil skirts and low cut tops.... its a disgrace!!

I am also in no way tempted to look left and right, and check the mirrors / crane my neck round, when a fine filly walks my way, showing flesh a plenty.... :supafrisk:
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DaiRees wrote:Oh no, what a dai-lemmur!

Any self respecting clunge would present itself for inspection, one at a time, in an orderly manner! What is the world coming to? :roll
I agree :lol: loving the warmer weather :mrgreen:
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You're all a lot of perverts!



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markw wrote:You're all a lot of perverts!



Can I play ? :mrgreen:
Of course - but if you get caught, don't blame the forum. :P


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As if by magic on the way home there was unexpected heavy rain, now this caught many pedestrian types out; you know sunny one minute, rain the next...

Some people were wearing the thinnest of upper body clothing and my reliable* Volvo temperature indication device told me the ambient had dropped sharply to 14 deg C. I made sure I checked everyone out carefully to make sure they weren't too wet etc....
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Sorry i'm late coming in on the post but i decided to check this
out for myself . Having driven past the local college several times
i have to agree with everyone , an absolute abundance of young
ladies with very in little the way of clothes :) i too have a dilema , if
i pulled to the side of the road to take care of the beast stirring
within my pants , would the rocking of the car give me away ? :twisted:
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When confronted by one of our fine Constables peering in through the window, you could always say you were wiggling the seat connectors back and forth vigorously because of the stupid air bag light.....
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Yes that would be a very good excuse , and i could point him
in the direction of this forum to get confirmation of the fact
that these cars suffer wih dodgy electrics :lol:
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As if by magic.....
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When my 17 year old daughter asks for a lift home from college she normally gets the 'the walk will do you good' response, strangely enough now the weather has gotten warmer I'm far more inclined to pick her up. I can only assume the heat has made me a more caring parent, nothing to do with her young, scantily clad friends asking for a lift :supafrisk:
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markw wrote:When confronted by one of our fine Constables peering in through the window, you could always say you were wiggling the seat connectors back and forth vigorously because of the stupid air bag light.....
Or working your handbrake to stop the low brake fluid level warning :supafrisk:
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Excellent Steve !! Thanks Doggy , Gumby you are a very dirty boy :mrgreen:
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