He's having a giraffe!

turbolag · Post by **turbolag** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:40 pm

Poor old Blue406 is having a problem with some of the idiomatic and vernacular English terms, so lets compile a dickshionaree to help him. I'll start:

The Squits = The Sh1ts (an unpeasant illness, where ones bottom becomes inflamed and sore as a result of ones poo having the consistency of lumpy gravy, and the acidity of neat battery acid).

Farmer Giles = Piles (see above)

Who else can help?

Post by **Welly** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:58 am

hehe...

[insert name] ''spewed it'' this morning = (a collegue call in sick this morning)

''Bag of Sand'' = (1 thousand pounds)

I have got the ''screaming abb-dabs'' = (I am suffering from chronic diarrhoea)

''Roger Bannisters'' = 4 minute miles =(piles)

I have ''sharted'' = (I was forcing out a small pocket of flatulance gas from my bottom but some poo followed it)

Blue406 · Post by **Blue406** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:50 am

Fabulous... keep em coming

Post by **Welly** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:06 am

My neighbours Alsatian creamed out a load of ''richards'' on my lawn yesterday

Richard the Third = Turd

MaDc0w · Post by **MaDc0w** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:06 pm

lol

too funny..

turbolag · Post by **turbolag** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:30 pm

An Eartha, as in "Eartha Kitt" = Cockerney vernacular for a sh1t.