MISSING!

Post by **DaiRees** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:09 pm

MISSING!!!

ROUND YELLOW THING USUALLY FLOATS AROUND IN THE SKY!!!
ANSWERS TO THE NAME ''SUN''
IF U SEE HIM TELL HIM IT'S F****** JULY!!!

Post by **Welly** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:14 pm

Hahahahahaha

You know, I was thinking the same thing yesterday. I have looked at the long term forecast on Metcheck and it's going to stay like this shyte for at least 2 more weeks every single day.

I am pissed off because my gay-boy holiday sun tan will fade away and I will look like a plebb again in no time

puggy · Post by **puggy** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:25 pm

Errrrr so this is not Asia and we not in the monsoon season

bugger must
get these pills changed

fook me Dai that sunny warm sunday
in wales seems like months ago after all this shite we having

ps ... you got white bits welly and be honest or we will ask mrs welly

Foghorn Leghorn · Post by **Foghorn Leghorn** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:26 pm

Welton wrote:...... my gay-boy holiday sun tan ......

Gus will be accusing you of 'filling his box' if you're not careful....

I went to Brittany for two weeks at the end of May, got a fantastic tan. Soon as I get back it pisses ot down non stop

Mushrooms have a better tan than I do now.

'Accidentally' wandered onto a naturist beach whilst we were there, that was an eye opener I can tell you...

Fog

puggy · Post by **puggy** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:29 pm

Accidently my ass

prob sent for directions to it before you left

hope you have a detailed map in case anyone else is lucky enough to go

Post by **Welly** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:33 pm

I went to Feurtaventura (sp?) years ago with my missus and partook in the nudism (hey, why not) I remember standing at the sea shore with my flacid nads waving about and talking at close quarters to a fat piece from Guildford with floppy norks and a right big hairy bush.

It was a strange experience for sure.

Foghorn Leghorn · Post by **Foghorn Leghorn** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:38 pm

I misread the signs, I thought it meant it was a nature reserve beach (like our national trust). It most definitely wasn't.

We followed this rather large lady wearing a sarrong down to the beach. I turned around to help the kids down the steps and then turned back to the sight of this enormous naked ass whilst she bent over putting her stuff down.

(nick, can we have a puking smilie please..

)

There were a few nice ladies further down the beach but far too many wrinklies for my liking *shudder*

Fog

puggy · Post by **puggy** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:39 pm

Welton wrote:I went to Feurtaventura (sp?) years ago with my missus and partook in the nudism (hey, why not) I remember standing at the sea shore with my flacid nads waving about and talking at close quarters to a fat piece from Guildford with floppy norks and a right big hairy bush.

It was a strange experience for sure.

Yes i believe she has commented on it several times... something
along the lines of " didn't know male parts were made in such a small size "

Post by **Welly** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:53 pm

You cheeky fooker - I'll have you know my penis and testiculars have been commented on several times by females.

puggy · Post by **puggy** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:56 pm

Welton wrote:You cheeky fooker - I'll have you know my penis and testiculars have been commented on several times by females.

Does Mrs Welly know about these comments

Post by **Welly** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:10 pm

puggy wrote:
Welton wrote:You cheeky fooker - I'll have you know my penis and testiculars have been commented on several times by females.

Does Mrs Welly know about these comments

That's what I meant, everytime she has a friend round she say's "have you seen my husbands penis and testicles, they are hideously small and pathetic" she then proceeds to humiliate me in front of them by making me drop my boxers and display said genitalia

I really must escape this life I have.

puggy · Post by **puggy** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:24 pm

I am absoloutley ROFLMFAO !!!!!!!!

Gus · Post by **Gus** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:50 pm

Gus will be accusing you of 'filling his box' if you're not careful....

i see were this is going - NO im not and never will be -

you funny guys - think the missus would have something to say about that having 4 kids and another on the way - due any time now - must remeber to keep the car filled up - oh yeah note to self pack a bag too - bugger

Post by **Welly** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:58 pm

Gus wrote: oh yeah note to self pack a bag too

Maybe you should pack a Dingey eh?