Now you need qualifications to flip a burger?

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Now you need qualifications to flip a burger?

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McDonald's 'A-level' is launched

Annual Report for Brad Smegma
Physical Education
I'm afraid this hasn't been a very good year for young Brad, his acne has still failed to develop and he still appears to be spending time in the sun. I feel that, if he doesn't start developing the charicteristics required he will have to retake this class.
Language and Communication
Brad has finally mastered the word "whuh?" and has attained the level of education required, although he does seem to spend a worrying amount of time in the library.
Food Preparation
After a shaky start, Brad has finally become familiar with the frying utensil and displays a high degree of skill closing the polystyrene food containers.

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I feel that Brad has made a lot of progress this year, although he is spending too much time reading and walking, time that would be better spent playing computer games and watching television.
Unskilled meddling sin©e 2007

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that about sums it up :cheesy: :cheesy: :P :P
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And when they come to graduate they dress as Ronald McDonald :lol:
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Worker: "Yippee, I've got my A Level"
Collegue: "do you want fries with that"
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Hey, I've found my new career path!

Thanks Stevie!

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I've got visions of Coming to America now :lol:
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McDowell's! :lol: :lol:
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The Big Mic :lol:
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