I got propositioned on Saturday night, pair of gorgeous polish girls. One comes over and says "my sister really likes you, would you like to join us?"; I have to flash my wedding ring whilst silently cursing
Why oh why don't they do it when you're single!
I told my wife on Sunday and the first thing she said was "was she attractive"

Of course I said "nowhere near as beautiful as you my love"!!!!!!
Think I'll keep my mouth shut next time!

1996 406 1.8LX Got a bad case of hydro lock!
1996 406 Executive 2.0 Turbo XU10J2TE No longer hangin' on in there

1997 Honda CB500V
2003 Volvo V40 1.8 GDi SE killed by a nutter in a beemer 5 series
2008 Mondeo 2.0 TDCi Titanium X
"Always look on the bright side of life, dedo, dedo dedodedo"