Please Share Your Most Embarresing Moments

[pugsport]

Many yrs ago I worked in a cash & carry carpet wrhse, rolls of carpets where lying on floor pile 3 or 4 high. A customer would come in place their order and me my m8 would unroll, measure, mark and cut the required length, often you would be straddling a roll while cutting in view of the customer, on this occasion I was doing the cut when over the top of my glasses I saw my m8, Paddy, who standing behind the customer (a woman in her early 60?s) fall over, I could hear a squeaking shrill and he was struggling for breath. One of the bosses came running over looked at Paddy, looked at me, my boss went scarlet in the face, the woman was stood with her mouth wide open as if in shock, my boss then ran to the ladies toilet (was the closest) and then I heard a howling laughter the like I never heard before, I heard Paddy gasp as he took a sharp intake of breath then let out the biggest belly laugh ever still lying on the floor with his legs in the air, I was bemused?.. I then felt a draught, I looked down only to see my willy poking out of a hole in my trousers!!!!!!!

Well I just tucked it away and carried on cutting.

[steve_earwig]

Many yrs ago I worked in a cash & carry carpet wrhse

Whorehouse?

I had a similar experience when I was a teenager concerning a pair of borrowed swimming shorts that turned out to be boxers, water slides and a group of teenage girls. The only thing that bothers me about it now is not giving any of the young ladies a closer inspection.

And then there's the time I was camping in the US and spent the morning suffering a migraine, threw up over myself (just water) and, in a migraine-induced haze, stripped off and proceeded to walk across the (well populated) campsite to the showers. That doesn't bother me much either, hell, it was the US and I've nothing to be ashamed of anyway.

My moments of embarrassment generally revolve around my inability to keep my big mouth shut.

[johnfoss]

I'm a long distance truck driver. Run out of hours on the A42 North of Brum, so decided to overnight in a lay-by. About 1am, needed the urgent call of nature, climbed off bunk, opened passenger door to climb out, but slipped on top step, catching waist band of under-crackers on latch, dropped 2-3feet to ground, unfortunately under-crackers didn't snap but went due North almost splitting me in two (my eyes bulged more than his ) leaving nothing to the imagination. If that wasn't embarassing enough, the elderly couple walking their dog next to my truck was!!!!! Especially as they stood there speeechless, watching me try to unhook myself. Note to self - put track-suit bottoms on before exiting cab for quick wee!)

John

[pugsport]

Come on peeps, nothing you want to share?

[pugsport]

I’m at a youth club disco and the DJ starts playin Northern Soul, I hit the dance floor and start showin off my moves, I soon clear the dance floor as I start to demonstrate my agility, I was having the time of my life groovin’ to the tunes when this guy comes on and starts strutting his stuff we have a dance off! This guy is good but I know I am better, I had some unique moves that many tried to mimic but they were never quite able to pull’em off, I started to build up my pace and intensity shufflin’ and slidin’ then went into a back somersault, a floor drop, back up for a “soul shuffle” then into a very fast spin followed a floor drop into the splits…as I dropped into the splits ... the cold floor suddenly met my bare bum cheeks!!!!! This was followed by a very quick exit and a 3 mile walk home with my arse hangin’ out!