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warning. tesco scam. be warned this is serious.

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i am posting this to warn you of a scam that happened to me as i have become the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping.
it could happen to you.
heres how the scam works.

two good looking girls come over to you as you are packing your shopping into the car.
they both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and windolene, with their breast almost falling out of their skimpy tops.
its impossible not to look. when you thank them and offer them a tip, they say no and ask for a ride to another tesco.
you agree and they get into the back seat. on the way they start having sex with each other.
one of them climbs over to the front and starts performing oral sex on you whilst the other steals your wallet.
i had my wallet stolen on tuesday, wednesday and twice on thursday.
again on saturday and also yesterday.
just dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians
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Very good Darren :lol: :lol:
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Excellent :P :P :P
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Very good! :lol:

Which tesco was it Darren? :P :twisted:
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He he ..... it's still funny that one :lol:
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Wasn't that posted on here about a year ago? :)
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