Did you know that Today is reported as being the most miserable and depressing day of the whole year.
Christmas has gone, credit card bills are arriving, everyone's got colds, the weather's crap, work is going down the pan.......
So I'd just like to say chin up everyone!
If you've got a Cat - stroke it.
If you've got a Dog - cuddle it.
If you've got a Wife - kiss it.
All will be well again.
Welly
Keep smiling........
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- Welly
- The moderator formally known as Welton
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Keep smiling........
Cars in my care:
2021 Kia Spottage 1.6 Pez Turbo Dual Clutch Gearbox Trickery
2013 Renner Twingo - donkey work
2021 Kia Spottage 1.6 Pez Turbo Dual Clutch Gearbox Trickery
2013 Renner Twingo - donkey work
- swiss
- 3.0 24v
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Re: Keep smiling........
*hugs Starbuck the puppy*
And don't forget, if you have a 406 drive it and curse at the broken bits
And don't forget, if you have a 406 drive it and curse at the broken bits

The man with no car
"Close the door on your way out, and don't forget your monkey."
"Close the door on your way out, and don't forget your monkey."
Re: Keep smiling........
Some of us have D8s... they're not broken, just tired and a little bit senileswiss wrote:curse at the broken bits

<steve_earwig> I think this forum is more about keeping our cars going with minimal outlay than giving our cars more reason to go bang
- Doggy
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Re: Keep smiling........
FFS Welly
I've got 1, (bad), cat, 4 naffin' dogs + 1 wife & I still have to earn a living - haven't got all day for this cuddling malarky.
BTW Eldest daughter, (supposedly self supporting), posted one of the varmints on here
Know where I'd like to post 'em

I've got 1, (bad), cat, 4 naffin' dogs + 1 wife & I still have to earn a living - haven't got all day for this cuddling malarky.
BTW Eldest daughter, (supposedly self supporting), posted one of the varmints on here
Know where I'd like to post 'em

2002 HDi 2.2 Exec Estate, (2008-12) (wonderful)
2003 HDi 2.2 6-speed Exec Estate (2012-19) (also a gem)
2009 Citroen C5 2.0 HDi VTR+ Estate (godawful heap)
2008 BMW E91 330i touring (great fun - murdered by a reversing SUV)
2007 BMW E91 325i touring (slower smoother quieter)
2003 HDi 2.2 6-speed Exec Estate (2012-19) (also a gem)
2009 Citroen C5 2.0 HDi VTR+ Estate (godawful heap)
2008 BMW E91 330i touring (great fun - murdered by a reversing SUV)
2007 BMW E91 325i touring (slower smoother quieter)
- steve_earwig
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Re: Keep smiling........
Woah, keep her away from Chris "cradle-snatcher" Evans
Stroke, cuddle and kiss? How about brush, tickle and squeeze?
Hey, my wife is not an "it"

Stroke, cuddle and kiss? How about brush, tickle and squeeze?

Hey, my wife is not an "it"

Unskilled meddling sin©e 2007
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- Welly
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Re: Keep smiling........
I'll pop back in 10 years and ask you againsteve_earwig wrote:Hey, my wife is not an "it"

Cars in my care:
2021 Kia Spottage 1.6 Pez Turbo Dual Clutch Gearbox Trickery
2013 Renner Twingo - donkey work
2021 Kia Spottage 1.6 Pez Turbo Dual Clutch Gearbox Trickery
2013 Renner Twingo - donkey work
- steve_earwig
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Re: Keep smiling........
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Re: Keep smiling........
Don't forget the "Yes dear / No dear"Welton wrote:I'll pop back in 10 years and ask you againsteve_earwig wrote:Hey, my wife is not an "it"

1996 406 1.8LX Got a bad case of hydro lock!
1996 406 Executive 2.0 Turbo XU10J2TE No longer hangin' on in there
1997 Honda CB500V
2003 Volvo V40 1.8 GDi SE killed by a nutter in a beemer 5 series
2008 Mondeo 2.0 TDCi Titanium X
"Always look on the bright side of life, dedo, dedo dedodedo"
1996 406 Executive 2.0 Turbo XU10J2TE No longer hangin' on in there

1997 Honda CB500V
2003 Volvo V40 1.8 GDi SE killed by a nutter in a beemer 5 series
2008 Mondeo 2.0 TDCi Titanium X
"Always look on the bright side of life, dedo, dedo dedodedo"