Hola Amigos!!

[Welly]

Hi everyone, I'm back from Spain

It was freaking hot there usually 36deg's dropping to 30 deg's at 10:00pm the Villa has air con though so we all got a nice sleep

Unfortunately I have some sad news in the Beach-Booby-Shot department as Welly forgot his secret mobile phone cam I am so sorry about that. I can tell you though that I saw every different type of bare booby going (even a type I wasn't familier with) and two bare snatches

Saw quite a few D8's over there and a couple of D9 estates (one was british )

The Ford Focus hire car turned into a scruffy Fiat Brava (o?) multijet thing with more damage on it than a post office van. It was adequate transport and that's all (once I'd swapped it for one with Air Con that actually worked ).

This place has been really busy I see! I've got 2-pages and 98 topics to flick through

Cheers all.

[puggy]

Welcome back welly !! good to hear you had a nice time

Hire company probably found out you drive a volvo and gave you what they thought was an equivalant

As regards foto's go and stand in the corner facing the wall

[Welly]

Welcome back welly !! good to hear you had a nice time

Hire company probably found out you drive a volvo and gave you what they thought was an equivalant

As regards foto's go and stand in the corner facing the wall

Nice time? oh yeah, I only mentioned Boobies

The hire car was battered, covered in damage and when I returned it they never even bothered to look at it mind you they rip you off so badly they must make huge margins enough to cover the loss in value at the end. Without saying beforehand they fill the car for you and demand 75 euro's for the pleasure before you can take it and if you bring it back with fuel left then it's your loss not theirs, I had at least 15 ltrs left

I'll say one thing for sure - Spain is flipping expensive now we went to a Supermarket on the first day for the usual bits for the Villa like loads of soft drinks, some beer/wine, stuff to make a meal/breakfast etc and the bill came to 87 euros we thought that the equivalent stuff in the UK would have been about 65 quid

A simple meal for 4 with soft drinks was about £70.00 a large beer is about £3.00.

One problem was that I had to drive everywhere and you can't drink anything - I mean anything and they're having a crack down with police everywhere. Their drink-drive limit is half of ours in the UK so just one large beer could see you in Jail with your licence in trouble

[steve_earwig]

Welcome back Welly!

(not bothered about the boobies myself, they'd just give me bad dreams )

[steve_earwig]

Oh yeah, drink drive limit here is ZERO (yes, they know that's not possible too) not that it stops anyone

[mjb]

Oh yeah, drink drive limit here is ZERO (yes, they know that's not possible too) not that it stops anyone

What the hell is that no entry sign made of?!? Is it a solid steel bar or something?

[steve_earwig]

Nah, it's facing the wrong way - it was the two lamp posts and the traffic light he took out that did that. Not to mention the two teenagers of course.

[Doggy]

Welcome back Welly

Hire company probably found out you drive a volvo and gave you what they thought was an equivalant

Classic

I've had a few hire cars in different bits of Spain and the Balearics - they're always crap in Majorca & OK everywhere else

[Captain Jack]

Welly... Welcome back but we are (speaking for everyone here I think) very disappointed in you with regards to spy cam shots....

Like others said - go stand in the corner for as many hours as the number of boobies you saw (that's 2 on each). Snatches convert into days.

[Welly]

for as many hours as the number of boobies you saw (that's 2 on each). Snatches convert into days.

Oh my - that's me knackered for the next 2 weeks at least

[puggy]

PMSL AT CJ !!!!

[jasper5]

Glad you had a nice time Welly

When I hired a car in Majorca a couple of weeks ago, I got a brand new Toyota Yaris DiD, brilliant little car! Nearly ran out of diesel because I misunderstood the gauge

The car you hired sounds just like the Corsa I hired in Lanzarote 2 years ago, I joked with the reception woman that they needed a good mechanic....she said, "when can you start?"

BTW, I asked to check the Yaris for damage, the guy said don't worry about that, we don't care, we repair them at the end of the season.

[steve_earwig]

RAMMING SPEED!!

[teamster1975]

Welcome back Welly, hopefully you brought the sunshine back with you; it's been miserable here!