Mrs turbolag is working today so I've been left to fend for myself. This entailed foraging my own tea, so I knocked up a home made curry, had a home made malt loaf for pud, and washed it down with lashings of red wine. Now I can't stop farting and the cat has lost consciousness.
i'm going in for new tyres on Monday, and I'm worried that if my volcanic symptoms haven't passed them some poor sods going to fail their MOT emissions test.
Any ideas how to calm the the old tailpipe down?
Emissions
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Re: Emissions
Either give yourself diarrhoea or get a gas mask and ride it out 
<steve_earwig> I think this forum is more about keeping our cars going with minimal outlay than giving our cars more reason to go bang