After eight years of unrelenting faithful service my Halfrauds trolley jack has finally lifted its last.
It now sits forlornly in a puddle of its own oil .
No-one else has spent as many wasted days off in a wet driveway with me as that jack, it's tragic.
There will be a short service near the recycling skip followed by crap sandwiches at a local hotel.
I'll keep you all posted
Steve
She cannae take it captain!
Proud owner of the Funbus 98 2.1td estate being reborn £70 at a time.
Still need new back-plates.
"Here Lies T.Jack. Up to the job 'til he collapsed & bled to death!"
1996 406 1.8LX Got a bad case of hydro lock!
1996 406 Executive 2.0 Turbo XU10J2TE No longer hangin' on in there
1997 Honda CB500V
2003 Volvo V40 1.8 GDi SE killed by a nutter in a beemer 5 series
2008 Mondeo 2.0 TDCi Titanium X
"Always look on the bright side of life, dedo, dedo dedodedo"
I think my Halford's jack was more like 20 years old when it died. I didn't leak though, the internal seals went. I was changing the height of the D9 while I was bleeding the brakes, I had the wheel off and the axle stand out at the time so it got quite exiting... (pumpumpumpumpumpaxlestand!!)
steve_earwig wrote:I had the wheel off and the axle stand out at the time
Flip!!!!
1996 406 1.8LX Got a bad case of hydro lock!
1996 406 Executive 2.0 Turbo XU10J2TE No longer hangin' on in there
1997 Honda CB500V
2003 Volvo V40 1.8 GDi SE killed by a nutter in a beemer 5 series
2008 Mondeo 2.0 TDCi Titanium X
"Always look on the bright side of life, dedo, dedo dedodedo"
Thank you all for your kind words.
Jack may be gone but I'll always have the oil stain on the driveway to remind me of him.
I'm off to the shed now to try and convince the axle stands that everything will be all right again one day.
She cannae take it captain!
Proud owner of the Funbus 98 2.1td estate being reborn £70 at a time.
Still need new back-plates.
stevenlizuk wrote:After eight years of unrelenting faithful service my Halfrauds trolley jack has finally lifted its last.
It now sits forlornly in a puddle of its own oil .
No-one else has spent as many wasted days off in a wet driveway with me as that jack, it's tragic.
There will be a short service near the recycling skip followed by crap sandwiches at a local hotel.
I'll keep you all posted
Steve
im ashamed and disgusted with you
a loyal mate who has stuck by you when things have been cold and hard,who has helped you out many a time in the cold and the wet and never complained,saving you pounds and pounds
then when your mate needs a bit of help you turn your back and throw him out
havnt you heard of hydrulic repair centers?
a bit of tlc and he will be back
but no you turn your back
shame on you sir
1996 406 1.8LX Got a bad case of hydro lock!
1996 406 Executive 2.0 Turbo XU10J2TE No longer hangin' on in there
1997 Honda CB500V
2003 Volvo V40 1.8 GDi SE killed by a nutter in a beemer 5 series
2008 Mondeo 2.0 TDCi Titanium X
"Always look on the bright side of life, dedo, dedo dedodedo"
On a serious note, my brother in law was killed working on his Landrover, he was in the Army in Germany many years ago now, he was a mechanic in the engineers, he was fixing something underneath, removed the axle stands and foolishly went under again without putting the stands back, the jack collapsed, the Landrover fell on him and crushed him.Always put axle stands under the car when working underneath.
stevenlizuk wrote:After eight years of unrelenting faithful service my Halfrauds trolley jack has finally lifted its last.
It now sits forlornly in a puddle of its own oil .
No-one else has spent as many wasted days off in a wet driveway with me as that jack, it's tragic.
There will be a short service near the recycling skip followed by crap sandwiches at a local hotel.
I'll keep you all posted
Steve
im ashamed and disgusted with you
a loyal mate who has stuck by you when things have been cold and hard,who has helped you out many a time in the cold and the wet and never complained,saving you pounds and pounds
then when your mate needs a bit of help you turn your back and throw him out
havnt you heard of hydrulic repair centers?
a bit of tlc and he will be back
but no you turn your back
shame on you sir
It's what he wanted, he was adamant he didn't want to be a burden.
Of course we talked about repair before the end but he said he just wouldn't feel the same afterwards.
Above all he wanted me to go on without him, selfless to the end.
She cannae take it captain!
Proud owner of the Funbus 98 2.1td estate being reborn £70 at a time.
Still need new back-plates.
stevenlizuk wrote:When I take a wheel off of the car I stick it straight under the sill.
Same here. It gives me the willies working under the car no matter how much support it's got. Especially when I've crawled under to the point that just my feet are showing!!
1996 406 1.8LX Got a bad case of hydro lock!
1996 406 Executive 2.0 Turbo XU10J2TE No longer hangin' on in there
1997 Honda CB500V
2003 Volvo V40 1.8 GDi SE killed by a nutter in a beemer 5 series
2008 Mondeo 2.0 TDCi Titanium X
"Always look on the bright side of life, dedo, dedo dedodedo"