Song Game

[Doggy]

Rainbow - All night long

- you wasn't out very late, Teamy

[Roylewaa]

Underworld - Dark and Long

[mjb]

Iron Maiden - Fear of the Dark

[Blue406]

Lily Allen - The Fear

[mjb]

Fear Factory - Slave Labor

[steve_earwig]

Dead Kennedys - Kepone Factory

[Roylewaa]

Fear Factory - Cars

[Blue406]

The Cars - I'm in Touch with Your World

[steve_earwig]

Dead Kennedys - Kinky Sex Makes The World Go Round

Prime minister's Office, prime minister speaking.

Greetings: This is the Secretary of War at the State Department of the United States
We have a problem. The companies want something done about this sluggish world economic
situation Profits have been running a little thin lately and we need to stimulate some
growth Now we know there's an alarmingly high number of young people roaming around in
your country with nothing to do but stir up trouble for the police and damage private
property. It doesn't look like they'll ever get a job It's about time we did something
constructive with these people We've got thousands of 'em here too. They're crawling all
over The companies think it's time we all sit down, have a serious get-together- And
start another war The President? He loves the idea! All those missiles streaming
overhead to and fro Napalm People running down the road, skin on fire The Soviets seem
up for it: The Kremlin's been itching for the real thing for years. Hell, Afghanistan's
no fun So whadya say? We don't even have to win this war. We just want to cut down on
some of this excess population Now look. Just start up a draft; draft as many of those
people as you can. We'll call up every last youngster we can get our hands on, hand 'em
some speed, give 'em an hour or two to learn how to use an automatic rifle and send 'em
on their way Libya? El Salvador? How 'bout Northern Ireland? Or a "moderately repressive
regime" in South America? We'll just cook up a good Soviet threat story in the Middle
East-we need that oil We had Libya all ready to go and Colonel Khadafy's hit squad
didn't even show up. I tell ya That man is unreliable. The Kremlin had their fingers on
the button just like we did for that one Now just think for a minute-We can make this
war so big-so BIG The more people we kill in this war, the more the economy will prosper
We can get rid of practically everybody on your dole queue if we plan this right. Take
every loafer on welfare right off our computer rolls Now don't worry about
demonstrations-just pump up your drug supply. So many people have hooked themselves on
heroin and amphetamines since we took over, it's just like Vietnam. We had everybody so
busy with LSD they never got too strong. Kept the war functioning just fine It's easy.
We've got our college kids so interested in beer they don't even care if we start
manufacturing germ bombs again. Put a nuclear stockpile in their back yard, they
wouldn't even know what it looked like So how 'bout it? Look-War is money. The arms
manufacturers tell me unless we get our bomb factories up to full production the whole
economy is going to collapse The Soviets are in the same boat. We all agree the time has
come for the big one, so whadya say?!?

That's marvelous.

That's excellent. We knew you'd agree. The companies will be very pleased.

(1987)

[STALLED]

Daft Punk - Around the World

[eoin27]

Bon Jovi - Save the World

[steve_earwig]

Sex Pistols - God Save the Queen

('cos nobody else will )

[Roylewaa]

Kid Rock - Only God knows why

[DaiRees]

Space - Suburban Rock'n'Roll

[Doggy]

Manfred Mann - Semi-detached Suburban Mr James