It's us, but French!

[lozz]

its not as bad as us irish most of us cant speak our own language.

[lozz]

Got tiré sur la nuit dernière et a demandé à sortir de la voiture.
"Tu es incroyable mate", a déclaré le cuivre.
«Tu n'es pas un fouteur moche toi-même» répondis-je.


J'ai convaincu ma copine de faire passer ma coke par les douanes en le collant jusqu'à son t arse.Didn «réaliser que je pourrais obtenir une autre peut en départs.



Ma femme m'a demandé ce que je faisais sur l'ordinateur de l'autre soir.
"Vous recherchez un vol bon marché», j'ai dit.
"Oh chéri je t'aime!" s'écriait-elle, et m'a donné le meilleur travail que j'ai jamais sauter had.Which est impair, parce qu'elle n'a jamais montré un intérêt à fléchettes avant.

Edit: google translator dosent work correctly,

that shouid of translated this: in to french





Got pulled over last night and asked to get out the car.
"You're staggering mate" ,said the copper.
"You're not a bad looking fu*ker yourself" i replied.


I persuaded my girlfriend to smuggle my coke through customs by sticking it up her ar*e.Didn't realise i could get another can in Departures.



My wife asked me what i was doing on the computer the other night.
"Looking for cheap flights",i said.
"Oh darling i love you !" she exclaimed,and gave me the best bl*w job i've ever had.Which is odd,because she's never shown an interest in darts before.

[Doggy]

très drôle, mon ami

The new forum's not actually been live all that long.

So I see & you can't access any of the good, historical stuff, as that links to the old site, which you can't read if you're not a registered. As it is the old site, they won't accept new members.

Magnifique!

[FarmerPug]

they have a good sense of humour

[lozz]

An elderly man was walking through the French countryside, admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple making love in a field. Getting over his initial shock he said to himself, 'Ah, young love. Ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers, C'est magnifique!' and continued to watch, remembering good times.

Suddenly, he drew in a gasp and said, 'Mais, Sacre bleu! Ze woman, she is dead!' and he hurried along as fast as he could to the town to tell Jean, the police chief.

He came, out of breath, to the police station and shouted, 'Jean! Jean, zere is zis man, zis woman, naked in farmer Gaston's field making love.' The police chief smiled and said, 'Come, come, Henri you are not so old. Remember ze young love, ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers? Ah, L'amour! Zis is okay.''Mais non! You do not understand; ze woman, she is dead!'

Hearing this, Jean leapt up from his seat, rushed out of the station, jumped on his bike, pedaled down to the field, confirmed Henri's story, and pedaled all the way back non-stop to call the doctor. 'Pierre! Pierre, this is Jean, I was in Gaston's field. Zere is a young couple naked 'aving sex.'

To which Pierre replied, 'Jean, I am a man of science. You must remember, it is spring. Ze air, ze flowers, ah, L'amour! Zis is very natural.' Jean, still out of breath, grasped in reply, 'NON, you do not understand; ze woman, she is dead!'

Hearing this, Pierre exclaimed, 'Mon dieu!' grabbed his black medicine bag, stuffed in his thermometer, stethoscope, and other tools and jumped in the car and drove like a madman down to Gaston's field. After carefully examining the participants, he drove calmly back to Henri and Jean, who were waiting at the station.

He got there, went inside, smiled patiently, and said, 'Ah, mes amis, do not worry. Ze woman, she is not dead; she is English.'

[Welly]

I persuaded my girlfriend to smuggle my coke through customs by sticking it up her ar*e.Didn't realise i could get another can in Departures.

Google translator tried so hard as well

[steve_earwig]

très drôle, mon ami

The new forum's not actually been live all that long.

So I see & you can't access any of the good, historical stuff, as that links to the old site, which you can't read if you're not a registered. As it is the old site, they won't accept new members.

Magnifique!

Oh, that's a bit daft. Good job I'm registered there then

[lozz]

Not taking on new members ?

Right then the snails gets it,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ2AHewCW0E

[Catflem]

Having lived in Frogland for 5 years I can advise that if you go onto their forums spouting off in English, they'll give you a hard time.

If you make any effort at all to speak in French........ they'll welcome you with open arms, and will often reply in fairly good English.

Its much the same as over here, if a foreigner comes onto a UK forum and starts gibbering on in Foreign - he'll be ignored or told to go forth and multiply......... but if they make even a feeble effort, we'll usually bend over backwards to help them out (perhaps not on the BNP forum ).

So don't be afraid to use google translate - but a useful tip when doing so is to translate you spiel into whatever language you desire, and then back translate the translation into English. If its still understandable, you're good to go. If its gobbledeegook, you may need to change a few words.

[ToddM]

Perhaps our good taste in cars has somehow affected our personalities?

[Doggy]

Perhaps our good taste in cars has somehow affected our personalities?

Quite possibly. But how would you know what your personailty would have been like, if you hadn't bought your 406?

[Passion406]

Hi all,
I am the owner of www.passion-406.com and my friend Google just informed me that our relationship has been used on your site. This is a very good thing. ;)
I'd join your forum some time ago, but I had never seen this topic, I travel more technical subjects.
I wanted to inform you that you are of course welcome to our forum and as you said above, we have a section dedicated to home in English.
http://www.passion-406.com/forum/viewto ... 552&p=1247

I remain at your disposal if you need help.

PS: I see the joke of the nudist camp you good laugh lol.

See you soon dear lovers of the Peugeot 406.

Sébastien

[eastride]

Hello, I make parties of moderation of the site passion-406.com, and we saw this subject on your site (very nice)

We have already had some nobody of foreign language on our former(ancient) site ( passion406.com ), and the language barrier was not a problem contrary to what we can believe

It is for it that we created a section " international forum " on the new forum

Do not hesitate to join us if you want it, we shall do our best so that you felt as there at home


Ps: I did not know that you call us " frogland ", I still laugh about it

[Doggy]

Bonjour Nicolas et bienvenue sur le forum.

Doggy

Please make eastride welcome everyone, as stated, he's one of the moderators on http://www.Passion-406.com where they really do make us welcome and try to make accessing their site as easy as possible.

[Doggy]

They have a really handy feature, where you can download a pdf copy of any thread, enabling you to print it, pics, diagrams & all.

Looks like a built in forum software feature.....

Might 'Santa' bring us one?