christmas time is here

[mjb]

Hopefully you got the index plate of the car and the warrant number of the officer.

I must have been in shock or something (getting run over and then nearly getting arrested for it would do the trick i imagine) because if I'd been in my right mind I'd have put my foot through his window to semi-permanently identify the car, memorised the number plate, stayed calm with the copper and gotten his badge number

[teamster1975]

Holy sh1t mate, I hope you're ok!

I went to my bro's over Christmas and you're right; piss-heads everywhere on the roads & not a police car in sight

[V6Exec]

Pity, if there is a "next time" ...

On this one you could make a Direction &Control complaint to the force, just to remind them of their jobs.

[steve_earwig]

You might find it was the copper's buddy/inspector...

You could always go the the PCA, if you're very lucky he might get a smack on the wrist.

(T-shirts are at the printers...)

[V6Exec]

You could always go the the PCA

... if you have time machine!!!

Steve, you have been out of the country too long. It is the IPCC these days

[TooT]

I agree with mjb, f*cking cops are useless.

A load of chavs one day were kicking off wing mirrors on my old street including my car. So me and my bro followed them down the street while on the phone to plod. As the boys in blue rolled up in a transit to where we were the scummers ran off and all they did was question us on what they had done, at this point two more pigs in a T5 went looking for them. 10 mins later the two in the T5 came back and said that they had lost them, and they had more important things to do

Oh right thats ok i dont mind buying new wing mirrors

[V6Exec]

Where is Pris these days - I am sure he would have something to add to this thread.

Just had an encounter with my stalker. There was a PCSO just a few steps away, all he did was confirm that he could see her.

Phoned 999 - not much help - suggested I get an injunction - great idea

[horror story]
Did that earlier:- Went to the court and filed a claim. My stalker uses gender advantage and gets the police to arrest me for daring to apply for an injuction
[/horror story]

After that I need a laugh to cheer me up -

Yeah, be better than just sitting around here all day on our elbows.

[steve_earwig]

Steve, you have been out of the country too long. It is the IPCC these days

A turd by any other name still stinks of sh!t.

[V6Exec]

A turd by any other name still stinks of sh!t.

Not when it is frozen