Toilet humour

[Welly]

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the 'Stinger Poo'

[teamster1975]

Ah, the "ring of fire"!
Many a vindaloo has much to answer for

[TooT]

Want to feel sick? Click on this http://www.ratemypoo.com

[teamster1975]

Want to feel sick? Click on this http://www.ratemypoo.com

Nah, I've changed enough exploded nappies in my life, I want no more damn you!

[Welly]

The Peanut Poo - like a regurgitated snikers bar

[puggy]

the one like a reverse explosion ... as it comes out you fart and end up with both cheeks
covered in shite ..

[Welly]

the one like a reverse explosion ... as it comes out you fart and end up with both cheeks
covered in shite ..

What about the toxic Fish poo? that bastard really stinks, smells like a rat (which ate an out of date fish) crawled up your arse and died there

[puggy]

ooooh yes been having them lately cos i got a poorly tum

[teamster1975]

ooooh yes been having them lately cos i got a poorly tum

I sympathise, my wife & youngest have had that. Even Oust couldn't shift the smell

[DaiRees]

What about Welly's old favorite, the Cumberland?

[bargainbro]

The 'Long Poo' - this baby is touching the water line BEFORE it's left you

This one is called "kunnari"= home run, in Finland...

[steve_earwig]

Last year I had a dream about shi.. poo, in the morning I told my girlfriend about my weird dream and apparently, to dream of sh!t is considered good luck and a sign that I will come into money ( ). So we marched off down to the supermarket and I bought my first (and last) lottery ticket. Then we went off shopping. I was down by the cookery ingredients when I looked down and spotted a 200Kn (about £20) note on the deck so I picked it up and stuffed it in my pocket. Needless to say, I didn't win the lottery.

[Welly]

Well that just prooves, where there's shi...poo there's money

I might try and cream out a nice 'cumberland' and leave it on the bed side table tonight (on her side of course ) maybe then I will dream about it and have endless luck

[teamster1975]

I might try and cream out a nice 'cumberland' and leave it on the bed side table tonight (on her side of course )

Just be careful when you smack the alarm in the morning!

[puggy]

on a more serious note what about the classic follow through ,as stated earlier
i've had a dicky tummy for several days which caused an unpleasant experiance .
lifted cheek to fart which was accompanied with a total follow through just couldn't
stop it, this was followed by walking like a waggling duck to bathroom after initial clean
a bath followed by scraping soiled clothes before they could be washed