406 Coupe vid

[mjb]

Holy crap!

I'm still trying to work out what happened for the n/s to hit the post, which ended up 5 yards in front of the car on the other side. and what on earth hit the bonnet?

Shame the post was where it is though. Given the car's a write-off anyway it would have surely been better for him to hit something hard head-on, or even better on the o/s around the drivers door, kinda head hight...

Have you involved the coppers Supa? I'd definitely suggest it if you ain't yet as it wouldn't surprise me if you receive a hefty bill from the council for re-decorating in a couple of months. You know, those £800 wooden posts, the £300/hr workman, etc...

[steve_earwig]

Christ yes, that motorway signpost light I destroyed about 25 years ago cost over a grand!

[mjb]

and how the heck did the n/s/r window not smash?!?!?

[Blue406]

What a f*cking twat.

You can tell he's been rallying it and took that corner to fast. Classic "gentle" slide out to the scenery.
This has seen the death of many a 406 Coupe as their over enthusiastic drivers try to drive them like you would a sports car. Something the Coupe simply is not!
You try and take a corner in it, as you would in a Scooby or Evo and you're gonna be up close and personal with the scenery on the other side of said corner very quickly.

I'd SO not be responsible for my actions if someone did that to my coupe!

[teamster1975]

Christ almighty, I really hope he's getting what's coming to him
He sounds like the sort of retard that should have been wanked rather than conceived

[Welly]

and how the heck did the n/s/r window not smash?!?!?

I think if you were to so much as "flick" it it would shatter there and then.

[Welly]

I have been a typical woman today and resorted to home baking

Reminds me of a customer of ours - he was found guilty of having an affair years ago and his wife took revenge by cooking up home made meat pies.

Only the meat wasn't your regular braising/stewing steak, oh no - it was tinned dog meat

mmmmm........delicious meaty chunks, mmmmm

He actually remarked that the gravy was rather wholesome, rich in fact, went well with the Vegetables

[DaiRees]

Bloody hell Supa! I'm surprised you're able to keep from throttling the tw@ let alone feeding him! Make him pay!

I missed the development of this thread, only checked in to see what was so interesting about Bluey's vid....

[ianst28]

I missed the development of this thread, only checked in to see what was so interesting about Bluey's vid....

me too i couldn't figure what was so good about the vid

sorry supa if it's any help i know a good hire place who will rent a wood chipper by the hour and a friend keeps pigs that can be starved for a few days before you come to feed them

[neildavies]

First off, I'm gutted yet another coupe is off the road, they're few and far between as it is (well here thy are)

Second, forget what he's done to the car, I'm more shocked by your bloke's attitude, and if you're still with him, your a much more patient and understanding person than I am.

I can't say any more without swearing, and I don't think the tw@t is worth it.

[steve_earwig]

There's some cat food they do in the local supermarket here that says it's wild game (little bastards eat better than I do ), it's smells so good I reckon if you heated it up, stuck some spuds with it and called it goulaš, no-one would be any the wiser (I've suggested this many times to my other half to feed to her mum but, so far, I'm not allowed ).

[teamster1975]

pizza left for a week to go greeen and then lovingly re-topped and nuked in the microwave for 3 minutes with fresh mozzerella and cheddar?

[ianst28]

and who could ever forget my speciality - pizza left for a week to go greeen and then lovingly re-topped and nuked in the microwave for 3 minutes with fresh mozzerella and cheddar?

ahhhhhhh the old student lunch that takes me back

[neildavies]

My favourites (tried and tested) include viagratea, french fancies (with a moderate injection of ex-lax through the base) and who could ever forget my speciality - pizza left for a week to go greeen and then lovingly re-topped and nuked in the microwave for 3 minutes with fresh mozzerella and cheddar?

Bloody Hell Supa, I was just thinking I wouldn't mess with you!!

(Then again, I could smash up your car and still enjoy a nice quiche!!)

[neildavies]

No. I'd kil you. Honest

Ay, fair play, you'd be entitled to