any men had the snip?

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Teamy, I'd drive you down there myself :lol: :lol:
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teamster1975 wrote:
FarmerPug wrote:i was reading on wikipedia about the snip, i assume you mean a vasectomy.
Well it wasn't a discussion on circumcision! :lol:
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FarmerPug wrote:For a pug forum we really do cover quite a lot of topics.
Indeed we do FarmerP, indeed we do! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Hi No2Lurch,
I had it done about 12 years ago, the most painful part of the actual op was the needle for the anaesthetic, during the op you feel the Doc tugging away, and the smell of burning is not nice. It's when the anaesthetic wears off was when the fun started!! Wear a tight fitting pair of pants and stay off your feet, preferably in bed for 48 hrs. My gonads swelled massively and went black!! The pain was terrible at first, eased by lying down. After a couple of days I wasn't too bad and went back to work, gingerly of course!! I hope it isn't too bad for you, and that you are up on your feet soon.
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thought i'd update...

had it done, and watched!

as mentioned before the painful part of the op was the needles. a bloke called 'dave' did it. he recons he has done 40,000 now after doing his first in 1976!

feel real tender at the mo - sitting at work thinkikng i should go home.

one side is purple and swollen and the other side is dark colour but not swollen. it hurts when i cough too! lol
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Was I the only one to read this and thought...........

no2lurch wrote:thought i'd update...

had it done, and watched! Ok, great, sounds good

as mentioned before the painful part of the op was the needles. a bloke called 'dave' did it. he recons he has done 40,000 now after doing his first in 1976! You were in good hands there, at least we know it was done properly, good stuff

feel real tender at the mo - sitting at work thinkikng i should go home. Well, maybe you're right but perhaps see how the morning goes? you went to work though which is great, good stuff

one side is purple and swollen and the other side is dark colour but not swollen. it hurts when i cough too! lol Oh Please No - don't tell us that Noooooooooooo
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Welly,

I can confirm that you were not alone in thinking that.

An initially informative and distinctly insightful post from no2lurch suddenly and irrevocably turns into a definite case of Oh God, TMI! :shock:

no2lurch,

Erm... take care of your 'nads?
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Hope you get over the pain quickly there lurch - take it E A S Y
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Well done Lurch, you're a brave man!
Not so sure about watching them go digging around the crown jewels though...
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Sit back and take it easy for a few days matey, surely you have earned some brownie points too with "her indoors" i would use em up whilst they are still fresh bud, the points that is :lol:

hope the swelling goes down soon :wink:
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For the brave ones look up TURP on google. Something to look forward to in your dotage! Had mine done when I was 40 and that means I'll need it doing again soon. I have a great photo from the internal camera!
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Markyrow wrote:For the brave ones look up TURP on google. Something to look forward to in your dotage! Had mine done when I was 40 and that means I'll need it doing again soon. I have a great photo from the internal camera!
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no2lurch wrote:thought i'd update...

had it done, and watched!

as mentioned before the painful part of the op was the needles. a bloke called 'dave' did it. he recons he has done 40,000 now after doing his first in 1976!

feel real tender at the mo - sitting at work thinkikng i should go home.

one side is purple and swollen and the other side is dark colour but not swollen. it hurts when i cough too! lol
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