steve_earwig wrote:Captain Jack wrote:No gas here, so reliant on oil, which is thankfully relatively cheap these days.
How much is it there? It's 5.09Kn (52p) a litre here just now, which is amazing. Thing is I need a top up but I'm wondering if I should fill the tank while it's cheap (that'd be about 3,500 litres). Last time I bought some it was almost a quid a litre with the exchange rate...
What's that expression? Proper planning prevents piss-poor performance?
Congratulate me, I've run out of heating oil
I knew I should've stuck some in but, with the pound rising against the weasel and the price of oil falling, I figured the longer I left it, the better it would be. Besides, ordering oil usually means turning the heating off and waiting about for a few hours in the cold, so I'm not so keen to do it if it can be put off until later.
I started this winter with 900 litres of heating oil and it had gradually dropped to somewhere between 400-500 and seemed to stay there but I thought the modest consumption was due to the mild weather. No, the gauge was stuck (to be fair all it is is a float on a length of string on the bottom of a spring in a little box that turns a needle against an adjustable gauge). I meant to go to check on it yesterday but I couldn't be bothered 'cos it was snowing and there'd be nowhere to park because nobody seems to have bothered to clear the pavements, plus I'm lazy. So I troll up there this morning after dumping t'wife at work and the red malfunction light's lit on the burner. Oh crap. Reset it, turn it on and all it does is cough and fart for a minute and then trip out again. Balls. This is when I find out about the gauge, so I dip the tank with a tape measure and find just a drip on the end. Arse!
So I pull out t'mobile to call t'wife, only to find that, because it's a "smart" phone, and, even though I put it on charge last night, it's decided to open so many programs it didn't actually charge to any extent. Brilliant. So I send the wife a text, explaining about the heating oil cock-up and tell her to text me back with instructions because the phone's almost flat. So she rings me back...

She tells me to clear snow for the tanker, to go to the next town over to order some oil, to go to the bank to get the money out, she reminds me that I need to pick her up at 12 to go to the clinic and, oh yes, don't forget to have lunch

So I tell her I can't do all that because the snow is up to my knees and ask her to order it over the phone and use her credit card, just like she did last time. My phone then expires and I set about clearing the snow.
So I clear a wide path up to the gates, I clear a space behind the gates to park the yoyo in. I then opened the gates... I soon discover the reason why none of my neighbours have bothered clearing the pavement this time, the snow plough has compacted all the snow from the road up onto the pavement and it's about 5' x 18" of compressed snow and ice, and I have to clear a space off big enough for a tanker to pull in. Why me?

I used the metal snow shovel to break it up and the plastic one to chuck it over my fence onto my lawn (it's down there somewhere). It took 2 hours, the metal snow shovel is now fairly mangled and the plastic one is about had it but I did it! And I didn't cripple myself in the process.
When I picked t'wife up she tells me they'll deliver "within 48 hours" Whoah, my house will freeze! No it won't, it's not due to go much under zero for the next few days, it will be fine

(Btw Inside the house, which I usually heat to 12 degrees, it was then 7.5, which probably means the heating died last night some time, which also probably means if I had gone yesterday I wouldn't have known about its demise until Thursday, which is when I planned to go next.) So we've ordered 2,000 litres of cheap Russian garbage... sorry, finest heating oil at 4,95Kn a litre (which works out at about 48 pence, it's not been that cheap since I first got here almost 11 years ago!). They promise to call us when they're on their way (we'll see)
And what's the weather doing now? It's 5 degrees and raining. Half the snow has gone, so if I'd known it was going to take 2 days I could've left it until this evening/tomorrow morning to clear the snow and would've had to clear much less. If, if if... Bugger it, it's done.