My new motor, (built with witchcraft) :(

[sirwiggum]

Same engine as the Laguna?
Enjoy the Qashqow. Not my cuppa so they sell well

[FarmerPug]

They look a lot better than nissans new car the juke.

[lozz]

Thread revival sorry,

worked it out tonight, Mileage, ive done just short of 7k.
not bad eh, the cars paid for itself,

Glad ikept it now,

[FarmerPug]

Great value, a rental car would cost much more than even that, how long have you had the car?

[scotty73]

Great value, a rental car would cost much more than even that, how long have you had the car?

Thread started 23rd april fuckinghell Lozz good going.

[lozz]

Great value, a rental car would cost much more than even that, how long have you had the car?

3mth or so ithink,

Time flys eh,

Didnt think about it much until ilooked at the Mileage tonight and thought nah something wrong there
but its been doing alot of Manchester to down south runs, iwill treat it to another oil change me thinks, preventive maintance, hence all the turbo explosion horror stories

[lozz]

W'ell ithought all was going well.
Drove it all day Yesterday, Nice & sunny Air con on, luvleys,
laters on, thought id check out Tescos, pass half hour on,

got back to the car, put the Flimsy plastic card in, nothing not even a click, No no no, not f**king now and here of all places arrghhh!
pulls the key card out puts it back in again, Start button lit up, thought great here we go,
Nope nothing, checked all the doors Make sure tail gate is secure noticed Wheel brace, shall ismash the car up But i had to walk away after rembering what the po-lice said after i lost it with a peugeot 106. *A Long story short there wasnt a straight panel on it after id finished, didnt know it was a crime to wreck your own car in a public place, but so it is, result was : Anight in a cell,bound over to keep the peace and a 50quid fine..cu*ts ..lesson learnt aspose)

came back 20 mins later, card in, Clunk clunk that was it, fuming,
walks away again,
came back and then the Bastid started

So. its a trip to Renorlt for a new card ffs 170 notes for apeice of crap plastic thing

After that ithinks, im gona say Ta rar to it, (Away from Thee Witch craft!! )
ineed something with keys, all this Modern Bull s*ite gets on My nerves. Who ever invented the key card wants shooting,

[steve_earwig]

I guess to the rozzers it shows you have trouble with your temper. Or something Any excuse I guess.

So what about all that guff on YewToob about soldering components into the card? This does assume that it was the card malfunctioning, not the car failing to recognise the card.

[Doggy]

Who ever invented the key card wants shooting,

Far too quick & merciful - maybe a skydiving course, with keycard operated 'chutes?

[steve_earwig]

I like the sound of that

What does that remind me of? Oh yes...


I want to play a game. For years you have burned those around you with your shoddy electronic designs.

Inside the device in front of you are two key cards...

[scotty73]

Who ever invented the key card wants shooting,

Far too quick & merciful - maybe a skydiving course, with keycard operated 'chutes?

Evil.



But a brilliant idea.

[lozz]

I guess to the rozzers it shows you have trouble with your temper. Or something Any excuse I guess.

So what about all that guff on YewToob about soldering components into the card? This does assume that it was the card malfunctioning, not the car failing to recognise the card.

ive tried soldering it,

dont know if its the card or the Reader,


Man on you tube Rekons you can adjust them http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vIvZ4uuB0M

[lozz]

Took the card Reader apart.
it had fallen the peices in side, 2mins with a red hot screwdriver sorted it.

starts 1st time now,. oh and ive Magicly got lights in the floorwells what wasnt there before.

ijust need a new dashboard now its got sevral holes in it ..note to self: google anger Managment

[lozz]

I like the sound of that

What does that remind me of? Oh yes...


I want to play a game. For years you have burned those around you with your shoddy electronic designs.

Inside the device in front of you are two key cards...

Thats spot on that Mate,

[steve_earwig]

Took the card Reader apart.
it had fallen the peices in side, 2mins with a red hot screwdriver sorted it.

starts 1st time now,. oh and ive Magicly got lights in the floorwells what wasnt there before.

ijust need a new dashboard now its got sevral holes in it ..note to self: google anger Managment

Ah, well done!! Got any pics? How to? I am talking about making holes in the dash

I'd so love to set about the Toyota with a sledge hammer, unfortunately I know how peeved the wife would be. And my dad would be a tad annoyed too 'cos he paid for most of it. Oh, and it's worth 11,000€ (2 coupés! )