My new motor, (built with witchcraft) :(

[scotty73]

Many a time i've wanted to take my anger out on a car and i've done it twice, first time i kicked a wing on an old escrote of mine then i punched the air vent in on my Xsara... I've learned to mellow while around cars since it's to expensive.

[Doggy]

Never really 'lost it' wth a car, but I did get through 4 light switches one week.
....and my futility room door seems to have a kinda shoe-sized hole in it.

[TooT]

When i was 17 i was putting a new cold air feed on my Fiesta and was really struggling with the last clip which was under the battery tray. Eventually it clipped in trapping for finger so i stood back and gave the wing a good kicking thinking that will teach you

[scotty73]

Never really 'lost it' wth a car, but I did get through 4 light switches one week.
....and my futility room door seems to have a kinda shoe-sized hole in it.

My mrs pissed me off one day about 10 years ago and somehow we now have a fist sized hole in the plasterboard in the bedroom

Well plasterboard cant walk outside with black eyes so no real harm done it was quite funny a few years later when my mate done work in my bedroom and asked "oh aye whats happened here then?" ... Then again i saw the state of his bathroom door earlier and he's a lot older than me.

[lozz]

Took the card Reader apart.
it had fallen the peices in side, 2mins with a red hot screwdriver sorted it.

starts 1st time now,. oh and ive Magicly got lights in the floorwells what wasnt there before.

ijust need a new dashboard now its got sevral holes in it ..note to self: google anger Managment

Ah, well done!! Got any pics? How to? I am talking about making holes in the dash

I'd so love to set about the Toyota with a sledge hammer, unfortunately I know how peeved the wife would be. And my dad would be a tad annoyed too 'cos he paid for most of it. Oh, and it's worth 11,000€ (2 coupés! )

sorry ididnt take any pics.

ijust took the reader out the car shook it and heard it Rattle, prized it open and found two broken plastic finger things

have alook here and you will see what imean http://www.renaultforums.co.uk/showthre ... der+guitar

there flimsy things

oh you mean a how too of how to put holes in the dash,?

simples

prize key card reader out with sharp pointed screw driver . in the process slip and gash your hand
then scream shouting you bastid thing and then stab the dash to death ..iguess thats not in the haynes manual

[highlander]

One time years ago when I was still working for f*ck-all money in a BT/Manpower call-centre, I was home from work after an absolutely sh*t day, rain-soaked, freezing cold, really pissed off, and absolutely starving.

Cooked a pizza in the oven. Put the oven gloves on, opened the oven door, grabbed the pizza tray, lifted it out, and felt an absolutely searing heat in my fingers. I dropped the tray and the pizza landed cheese-side down on the carpet.

A short second later I had put a fair-sized hole in the flimsy council-house plasterboard wall.

Pizza went in the bin as it was ruined. The lip of the square oven tray had burnt its outline in the now rather cheesy carpet. And there was a hole in the hollow wall. And I was still fecking starving. Cleaned up the mess on the floor as best I could, then I had a couple of bags of crisps for dinner, and went to bed before any other sh*t happened.

That hole in the wall remained there until just before I moved out - got one of my Dad's mates to patch it up as best he could so the council didn't go mental.

[Welly]

I've never attacked any of my cars, expensive things......

Although.....wrapping Christmas presents on x-mas eve at about midnight after falling out with her-indoors (typical xmas cheer) and somehow a pair of scissors left my grasp ~ went across the room ~ and stuck in the Lounge door

I also threw a child's micro-scooter over the garage's pitched roof......smashing a roof tile, causing a leak

Slammed my fist down hard on the stainless steel draining board of the kitchen sink, denting it.....had to remove the dishwasher to pull the dent out.....causing a leak.....

My last VHS video player left this world with a fist-shaped dent in its top casing too

[scotty73]

I've never attacked any of my cars, expensive things......

Although.....wrapping Christmas presents on x-mas eve at about midnight after falling out with her-indoors (typical xmas cheer) and somehow a pair of scissors left my grasp ~ went across the room ~ and stuck in the Lounge door

I also threw a child's micro-scooter over the garage's pitched roof......smashing a roof tile, causing a leak

Slammed my fist down hard on the stainless steel draining board of the kitchen sink, denting it.....had to remove the dishwasher to pull the dent out.....causing a leak.....

My last VHS video player left this world with a fist-shaped dent in its top casing too

Are you seeing anyone about that?

[scotty73]

Just searching for my daily downloads and came across episode 5 of this.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1986770/
Some of us might want to give it a watch.

[Doggy]

.....The lip of the square oven tray had burnt its outline in the now rather cheesy carpet.

Excellent!

Bit of a pattern here guys.

But I note that almost all these tales of temper tantrums are in the past tense and in the majority of cases, those of us who now enjoy the cosseted 406 lifestyle are suitably chilled.

I remain concerned for those among us driving more frustration-inducing machinery.

To those gentlemen I say, 'there's still time to repent and return to the 406 fold'.

[lozz]

Ive been thinking, stupid realy,

instead of loosing it with the car when the key card reader fell to bits ishouid of just had the Rac etc,

ive not botherd with having breakdown cover for about 5 years, ibest buy some me thinks, it will save some grief in the future me thinks,


Whos the best to go with ? Rac /aa/ greenflag?

[scotty73]

Try a price comparison site, this is a good one. http://www.topcashback.co.uk/search/mer ... down+cover

You'll have to sign up but if you go through there you should get a good deal plus cashback, we've had cashback off there by ordering off ebay, tesco and loads of other sites.

If you fancy it let my mrs reccomend you first.

[lozz]

cheers scotty iwill look into that mate,

[scotty73]

cheers scotty iwill look into that mate,

When i put that link there i didn't realise so far this year the mrs has had £48 cash back into paypal and in a week or two she'll have another £30 for taking out home insurance, she's even had money for ordering free sim cards online.

If you go for it let her reccomend you she'll get a tenner just for that i think it use to be £3.

[lozz]

cheers scotty iwill look into that mate,

When i put that link there i didn't realise so far this year the mrs has had £48 cash back into paypal and in a week or two she'll have another £30 for taking out home insurance, she's even had money for ordering free sim cards online.

If you go for it let her reccomend you she'll get a tenner just for that i think it use to be £3.

No probs, send us alink mate, or what info you need