Email jokes from my bro.

[steve_earwig]

Hello Welton. You don't know me, but I know you. I want to play a game. Here's what happens if you lose...

[puggy]

LMFAO !!!!!

[Welly]

*worries*

[teamster1975]

Pleased to meet you Puggy

[puggy]

Ditto ! teamy old bean

[teamster1975]

At least we'll know what each other looks like if we manage a get together in the new year!

[puggy]

Yes indeed ! lets hope come the warm weather enough of us pull our
fingers out and it comes off ... shame about steve though, unless we falsely
accuse him of something and get him brought back for questioning

[teamster1975]

Yes indeed ! lets hope come the warm weather enough of us pull our
fingers out and it comes off ... shame about steve though, unless we falsely
accuse him of something and get him brought back for questioning

Would be nice to meet everyone in person

[steve_earwig]

But who'd feed my pussy-cats? (last time I got a neighbour to do it she tried to feed them cat litter )

[Welly]

Looks like we'll have to come to you then Stevie

Bagsie me sharing the bed with old ma though - she's hot has she still got her own teeth?

[mjb]

Looks like we'll have to come to you then Stevie

Not when it's minus 25! ;)

[steve_earwig]

Looks like we'll have to come to you then Stevie

No worries, I'll just be outside emptying your fuel tanks into my heating oil tank... (what's this stuff, petrol? Ah well, it all burns...)

Bagsie me sharing the bed with old ma though - she's hot has she still got her own teeth?

She's only got a single bed which she fills, I suggest you go on top, rather than underneath... Own teeth? Well, she owns them... They must be made out of kevlar or something, the amount she eats.

Funny you should say that, I thought the Roman Catholic religion had the most self-confessed (excuse the pun) perverted priests - they're either into the choirboys or the congregation - I suppose that's where they get the terminology a "lay preacher"

Where was that picture? Aha!

Not when it's minus 25! ;)

I'll turn my heating up to 8, just for you

[teamster1975]

Bless you my son

[teamster1975]

Only the penitent man will pass

[puggy]

Puggy wins "Sun tan of the year award"

I've got to ask, since you've nicely cropped the pic Puggy, but is that a carp in your hands or are you pleased to see me?
Cos that looks like the ultimate "Here's the monster I spent the past half hour wrestling with on 3lb line and mono that fell to a hair rigged malteser"

both actually supa , yes i am holding a carp but i also wanted a picture with an expression
that would indeed show how pleased i was without resorting to being crude and using a pic
of my manhood in a state of erection (and yes i do have pic of that and no am
not telling why )