Niz406's Sex Therapy Studio....

Post by **niz406** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:59 pm

is there any kind of food that she must like and not like....

e.g

kebabs, burgers and pizza's are all good
Veggieburgers, Qoarn, tofu etc..

Captain Jack · Post by **Captain Jack** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:02 pm

Erm if she's size 10, she wouldn't be eating burgers!!!

But she must be a non-smoker... hate smokers... it's like kissing an ashtray (and yes I have done!)

Post by **niz406** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:05 pm

Not really, they can be slim and eat junk... she might be a gym go'er and have like an awesome body... she would be a gymaholic and a sexaholic... either way burgers don't mean big bird ! ! you stereotyping my ladies ! ! ! lol

Captain Jack · Post by **Captain Jack** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:07 pm

wellllll in that case I dont really care then..... they can eat what they want

Davva2004 · Post by **Davva2004** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:00 pm

Mine's easy...

Between 18 and 40
Female
Pulse

V6WAYNE · Post by **V6WAYNE** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:30 pm

i like that Davva2004

25-35 size 10-12 likes peugeots

and not a 10 pinter if you know what i mean

Post by **niz406** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:37 pm

Davva2004 wrote:Mine's easy...

Between 18 and 40
Female
Pulse

OK I have a nice 19 years old Female Farm Goat, she has a pulse but its quite weak... covered many miles and has eaten lots of health grass and the like..

=|[PsychoPoet406]|= · Post by **=|[PsychoPoet406]|=** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:55 pm

I've been with my girlfriend Justine for 9 months by the way.

Post by **niz406** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:07 pm

aawwww blesss... can we see pics of the happy couple ??

Post by **nick** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:02 pm

supafrisk wrote:
nick wrote:hows about finding em a woman?
Sorry, this Em is a red blooded woman - don't do birds

oops. i meant me

Post by **niz406** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:52 pm

dont worry nick.... I found you a woman, she works in the porn industry and only charges ?200 per shoot.... so we can get her and make those films we were talking about ! !

Captain Jack · Post by **Captain Jack** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:57 pm

how do you find them??

Post by **niz406** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:09 pm

Well, there are agencies you can call or people you know.... or you can place an Ad in the local paper lol

Yours will be located soon ! !

Captain Jack · Post by **Captain Jack** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:13 pm

Hmmmm well you have 2 weeks

Post by **niz406** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:20 pm

My goat has been on steroids and has big phatt horns ! ! its a devil goat ! !

anyways you who said you could take my balls outta your mouth and speak??? lol get em back in there ! ! !