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Niz406 wrote:
Davva2004 wrote:Mine's easy...

Between 18 and 40
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OK I have a nice 19 years old Female Farm Goat, she has a pulse but its quite weak... covered many miles and has eaten lots of health grass and the like.. :D
Got any pics dude?
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Niz406 wrote:My goat has been on steroids and has big phatt horns ! ! its a devil goat ! !

anyways you who said you could take my balls outta your mouth and speak??? lol get em back in there ! ! !
Just checking... did he REALLY just say that?
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Davva2004 wrote:
Niz406 wrote:My goat has been on steroids and has big phatt horns ! ! its a devil goat ! !

anyways you who said you could take my balls outta your mouth and speak??? lol get em back in there ! ! !
Just checking... did he REALLY just say that?
i think so :shock:
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Davva2004 wrote: Got any pics dude?
Hows this for you ??

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No Chance yours look like its shat itself thin.... I wouldn't even serve your goat as a meal for a third world country.... they canny eat bones lmao ! !
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Niz406 wrote:
Davva2004 wrote: Got any pics dude?
Hows this for you ??

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I think I'm going to revise my search parameters...

18 - 40
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LOL.... search parameters this aint google ! ! no + - "" marks needed lol :D
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Oh no.........I can feel a Captain/Friend/Goat Photoshop special story shoot coming on.........Muhahahahaha.......
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Do it, Do it, Do it now ! ! get to the chopper ! !
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supafrisk wrote:Well pm me a copy of photo shop and I'll be more than happy to mod the Captain's pics.... :cheesy:

Oh, go on - you know you want to..... :mrgreen:
I would, if I knew how, actually I have no special editing programmes (or skills) I have only got Microsoft Photo editor, MS paint, Picture it 7.0.

There is a programme called photoshop which is supposed to be good?

My fumbled, poor efforts thus far are to the best of my ability at present.
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Come on Welts, your sounding like a defeatist ! ! YOu can do it ! !
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Well it definately needs sorting before Captain gets back.

I'm worried that my amateur hash ups won't do it any justice.

Supa, can't you download a programme from somewhere?
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right

give me some pics

i have a spare half an hour :D
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Start here...

http://new.406oc.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t= ... highlight=

and the billy goat is above on this previous page.

hehe

*stifles giggle*
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Thanks,
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DaiRees wrote:I got the "premium" standard fit system in mine, 10 speakers, changer, JBL amp. I'm quite happy with it for listening to the radio / CDs or my "teach yourself Welsh" stuff on the way to work :lol:
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