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Guys and Gals...

Are you and your partner tired of the same old sex, or lack of since being married (lol Foxy, pug406gtx) :D or maybe you want some advice or hints on sexual activities then this is the place to post them.

You never know I could assit you and your partner in more ways than you can imagine...... LMAO Honest
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:arrowu: :arrowu: :arrowu: :arrowu: :arrowu:

Must be single..... no worries I know tons of techniques to builf your forearm ...lol
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hows about finding em a woman? :P
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Well I am single now... could really do with a nice big breasted woman... and a few shots of vodka.... Oh wait, that's next week .. :D
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Right who wants a woman?? theres two of you so far.. I need to know the following desirables:

Ethnic Origin:
Hair Color:
Height:
Dress Size:
Religious background:
I.Q:
Job:
Sexual orientation:
vital stats:
AGE:
Living Distance:
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British
Blonde
6ft
8
not bothered
90 (can't be any cleverer than me :shock:
fitness instructor
bi
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Please :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:
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I only know one thing about sex.........

When you've been married 10 years you don't get any :cry:
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tux2006 wrote:British
Blonde
6ft
8
not bothered
90 (can't be any cleverer than me :shock:
fitness instructor
bi
34D-26-33
16-21

Please :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:
6ft and a size 8... you like rakes then ? :D

Only one part of that is a problem, the bi bit.. is this negotiable ?
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Welton wrote:I only know one thing about sex.........

When you've been married 10 years you don't get any :cry:
Well have to fix that.... does it have to be with the person that you've been married to for 10 years ? :D lol

What happens in a marraige is that your wife gives you just enough to stop you from moaning.... when this happens, its down to YOU to make yourself more irresistable to her, when in the comfort zone in a relationship both parties tend to let go and relax...

Woman need to be kept on their toes (and romanced every once in a while)Saying I love you just doesn't cut it anymore mister ! ! All you need to do is find that spark that you had when you first got together, when the sex was explosive and lasted longer than 50 pumps..

All it takes is a little consideration, basically think back to when you were both younger, and the things you both enjoyed doing together, then go and do them, take her places you used to take her, and spoiler her not in lavish gifts but in flattering words of admiration...

Make her feel like she did when you both first fell in love..... then and only then will you get your explosive sex back.... for how long depends on the both of you !
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Ethnic Origin: White-ish
Hair Color: Blonde-ish
Height: between 5'5" and 5'9"
Dress Size: up to 10
Religious background: Erm... doesn't matter
I.Q: They have that?
Job: Professional
Sexual orientation: Straight
vital stats: within "normal" limits (i.e. not too big or small)
AGE: 18 to 24
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Captain Jack wrote:Ethnic Origin: White-ish
Hair Color: Blonde-ish
Height: between 5'5" and 5'9"
Dress Size: up to 10
Religious background: Erm... doesn't matter
I.Q: They have that?
Job: Professional
Sexual orientation: Straight
vital stats: within "normal" limits (i.e. not too big or small)
AGE: 18 to 24
Living distance ???
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Max of an hour's drive... so not up in Scotland!
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OK and are there any special dietary requirements ?
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You'll have to rephrase that one...
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