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Dear 406ExecutiveHDi

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Hello young chap,
In recent market research I have undertaken completely scientifically I have noticed that you are a Post Whore :)
My evidence to back this claim up is umm... Well this actually...
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So I bet at this point you are wondering, what on earth this thread is about? Well I have here for you today, and tomorrow and for however long this post lasts for before it gets bumped again in 5 years time an offer that you CANNOT refuse!
Now I understand with all this posting that your fingers wear down, I have this very problem. I know how distraught you can get when your at the JFK airport in New York and you discover that you have no fingerprints left! I also know how painful it can be when you put your hand in a mouse trap, not due to typing.
So I have here for you today...
Finger Protectors!
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These unique and completley original finger protectors simply slide onto the finger...
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And then can be unwrapped to the desired length...
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Then offer complete and optimum protection during harsh typing periods...
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All finger protectors are 100% recycled and feature a sticky inlay to stop them slipping off during top speed runs and a lovely lubricated outer shell to allow the finger protectors to run over the keyboard effortlessly with minimal friction.
As you can see these are a must have item this winter! So how much can I do these marvellous items for?
Well just for you today Sir I can do a pack of 3 finger protectors for £24.99 + VAT and BAT and £3.99 delivery!

That's right!
£24.99+vat & bat

So get yourself a bargain and PM me today to get yourself, not one but 3 finger protectors for £24.99+vat and bat!
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And if you are lucky you may even get the one with PROTECTOR written on it!
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VAT(Value Added Tax is calculated at 17.5% of the overall price including BAT.
BAT(Bailes added tax) is calculated at 756% of the price of the finger protectors.
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Re: Dear 406ExecutiveHDi

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:lol: :lol:
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We've got Welly's old rank waiting in the wings! :cheesy:
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Go for it Teamy :lol:

Has Bailesy checked whether the frequency has any degree of seasonality?

Don't want to nit-pick but I wouldn't have thought theses items were exempt from Forum Added Tax, (unlike MP's expenses). :roll:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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he needs more than 3 finger protectors by the way :P
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Its also true on my "View your posts" page :lol:

What a lot of spare finger protectors :supafrisk:

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And suddenly he's silent :cry: What have you people done? :evil:
Unskilled meddling sin©e 2007

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:oops: :( :oops:
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Sorry 406ExecutiveHDi, but this is quite funny :cheesy:

Don't let us lot get to you though, it's all in the name of fun, and you won't get this kind of shennanigans on any other forum (at least, not any other forum that occasionally talks about the Peugeot 406)
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I hope he realises this is a wind up and not to be taken seriously :| :lol:
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Last visit around 2 this afternoon, I guess he's read this thread :lol:
Don't be offended 406exec, you know we're a bunch of piss takers :cheesy:
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teamster1975 wrote:Last visit around 2 this afternoon, I guess he's read this thread :lol:
Don't be offended 406exec, you know we're a bunch of piss takers :cheesy:
I didn't put the thread up till Six so maybe not :oops:
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Bailes1992 wrote:
teamster1975 wrote:Last visit around 2 this afternoon, I guess he's read this thread :lol:
Don't be offended 406exec, you know we're a bunch of piss takers :cheesy:
I didn't put the thread up till Six so maybe not :oops:
I'm losing the plot Sam, wife due to give birth any day now, nerves in tatters! :lol:
1996 406 1.8LX Got a bad case of hydro lock!
1996 406 Executive 2.0 Turbo XU10J2TE No longer hangin' on in there :(
1997 Honda CB500V
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Ha i bet the silence on my part was a bit odd, i was away at work, didnt finish to 2am. dont worry im not offfended i find it quite a good product offer, but the quantity for sale isnt really enough.
Is this product compatible with my large tub of vaseline?
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