any men had the snip?

[no2lurch]

this is a serious thread, and although the odd joke is always cheering, i would like to klnow peoples actual experiences please.

on saturday, i will be having the snip. anyone else had it done?

[Welly]

I've got a pair of old carpet scissors in the garage

I asked about it once when I was 35 and was told to piss off cos I was too young

I know a few guys who've had it and they all said make sure you rest properly afterwards, otherwise your cobblers will blow up to the size of tangerines.

Takes a while before you're 'clear' I think but everything else performs the same after (some say better but this may be in the mind) oh, and some women see the operation as a 'free pass' to spread your love around so be cautious on that subject.

Good luck, and please, NO PICTURES on here

[Gary406]

i had 3 kids at the age of 23 and a half years old ...
after my 3rd child i asked for the snip

the lady doctor laughed in my face and said come back in 7 years
3 years on i still want it done but i get refused

[FarmerPug]

I have seen the snip preformed upon a cow, but i wouldnt like it.

[steve_earwig]

A cow? What the feck are you on about?

[trem1]

i looked into it a few years ago but bottled it when i was told the first injection into the scrotum was TOTALLY without any anaesthetic.Turned out to be the right thing as my then wife was sterilized instead and we divorced a couple of years later i remarried and my present wife and i have a wonderful son between us.Think hard as your life can sometimes change and that changes your viewpoint on things like this

[FarmerPug]

A cow? What the feck are you on about?

A bull then.

[GeordieBoy]

Bollox to that, get your lass to do it, dont lose ya manhood. Get the snip and you wont be a proper man anymore.

[Gary406]

does a male actually fire blanks wen they have had the snip done or does he still shoot but its dead ?

[trem1]

does a male actually fire blanks wen they have had the snip done or does he still shoot but its dead ?

i'm shuddering as i ask but can you be more specific

[steve_earwig]

I think he means is the gun firing blanks or is the clip empty? Blanks, man, blanks, pearl necklaces are still in order.

My brother had it done privately when he was about 40, I took him and it happened in some guy's house I had all sorts of thoughts along the lines of back street abortionists but it was fine. I didn't ask any details (would you?) but I think he was ok, a bit uncomfortable for a while but all systems go.

GB it's a bit more complex for a woman, I think it rather involves abdominal surgery which is not something to take lightly.

[trem1]

I think he means is the gun firing blanks or is the clip empty? Blanks, man, blanks, pearl necklaces are still in order.

Gary PLEASE disregard my question, steve's answered it

[GeordieBoy]

Still rather the woman got it done, no one coming near my bollox with a knive.
Just get her to have the implant instead.

[Gary406]

I think he means is the gun firing blanks or is the clip empty? Blanks, man, blanks, pearl necklaces are still in order.

Gary PLEASE disregard my question, steve's answered it

no problem mate only just read it anyway

[Gary406]

Still rather the woman got it done, no one coming near my bollox with a knive.
Just get her to have the implant instead.

ye i keep trying get the mrs do it instead.
my mate had it done years ago he was awake and he said you can feel it right inside wen there pulling and snipping it or wotever they do ,
he said it was really uncomfortable but didnt hurt at all