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Jezza to voice Satnav

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That's right - Top Gear's own genius will voice a TomTom!

Instead of "Make a U-turn where safe" "Perform a handbrake turn.. immediately" :lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ds-newsxml
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That wasn't a long enough pause :cheesy:
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I'd prefer the talking traction control in this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeM1UWt2dvM
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Jeremy clarkson voice on De sat-nav .. that wouid be iritating,

iprefare the voice of the pre-programed Wench ive got used to her, (dosent nag)


asupose there couid be a worser voice than jeremy clarkson,
couid you imagine something like, Jeremy kyle :lol:
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lozz wrote:asupose there couid be a worser voice than jeremy clarkson,
Margaret Thatcher?
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dogslife wrote:
lozz wrote:asupose there couid be a worser voice than jeremy clarkson,
Margaret Thatcher?
Imiss her actualy,

very stern woman so she was,
no good on a sat-nav. iguess it wouid end up flung thru window,

as for M thatcher bring her back isay , she was use-ful but deffo not on a sat nav, :roll:
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id buy a borris johnson sat nav.
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FarmerPug wrote:id buy a borris johnson sat nav.
Gosh, I I I guess you should really be performing a maneuver to adjust your erm trajectory erm left.
No no, I mean, right.
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if if er if p possible STOP STOP no turn er left
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