Got attacked by a sheep :(

[Bailes1992]

In the carpark lunchtime today with two collueges, and I see this sheep on the other side of the carpark so I said "Bloody sheep over there, the fuckers got horns"

Next thing it bolts upto me, stops, then gets on it's hind legs and headbuts me!

Got a rather big bruise on my leg

Just another day in the life of being Bailes.

[Doggy]

Now, you didn't dream this, did you Sam?

[Bailes1992]

Not at all Bloody thing was still hanging about when I left work too. Was rather nervous

[lozz]

Come on Bailes Spill the beans,

did you have your wellies on again today, ha ha,

only joking mate,

some sheep are bastids, get it in ahead lock, and bring it home, itl taste nice wi some mint sauce,

[steve_earwig]

Bailes and sheep, hmm

Almost hit a sheep few months ago in the Pug. It was only cause I locked my wheels and they squeeled the sheep ran away and I missed him
If I had ABS I would have hit the poor bugger!

Oh and I forgot about this one... But I did hit a sheep aswell... Same road, hit it, went over my bonnet and run off... I was then left with this dent

If you do that again I'l bring the sheep that just tried to get in my car ontop of the Bwlch to your house and let it loose

I AM
THE
SHEEP
Oh sh*t I've run out of big sizes...
WHISPERERERER


Last

I reckon we need to upgrade your status

[lozz]

[Bailes1992]

That is all.

[steve_earwig]

What, you can't park for peanuts and you're a sheep magnet?

[steve_earwig]

Btw anyone else seen Black Sheep?

[omega]

i reckon you had been seeing his mrs!

[steve_earwig]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0779982/

0gEDUDmZkyc

[lozz]

Btw anyone else seen Black Sheep?

Yea ive seen a few. well not sheep but lambs,
dunno what happens to them tho,
ive heard theyre Runts in the farmers eyes,

[lozz]

That is all.

Youve shown that picture before ithink,

De-ja vue! perhaps,

[Doggy]

I reckon we need to upgrade your status

Oh yes!

[lozz]

kinky sheep.jpg