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Fur coat

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bought the wife a fur coat for her birthday made from 2000 hamsters skins, took her to the funfair but couldnt get her off the big wheel for three days :|
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Me and the wife were in the shopping centre earlier, where we rounded a corner to see a gang of young girls, all wearing next to nothing, pouring out of hmv.
"Phoarr!", I said to the wife, pointing at a gorgeous lass of about twenty.
"I bet you'd fxxxxxg love to have legs like her?
"She didn't respond, but I could tell she was upset.
I could hear the sobs as I wheeled her up the ramp into debenhams.
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To please the wife,

With a slight hesitation, I nervously inserted a finger: it felt warm and wet."I'm gonna need more than that," she said.Taking a breath, I then inserted three more fingers."Go on, put your whole hand in," she demanded.I wanted to please her, so I did what she said: I was really sweating by now."It's no good, you're gonna have to put your other hand in as well" she pushed.I closed my eyes and thrust forward with my other hand and she let out a scream."There you go , it's not that hard to do the washing up is it?" she smiled.
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