Jokes to play on the other half...

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Jokes to play on the other half...

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Becca yesterday kept trying to set an alarm on my phone for ~4am.
Lucky I noticed to removed them and set a 4:15am alarm on a Pac Man clock :supafrisk:
Basically at 4:!5am... very loudly it played a little tune and went "WAGA WAGA WAGA WAGA WAGA..." and so on until she turned it off.

Que an angry phonecall to me about 4:20 :cheesy:

Thing is there is a large chance that I've just set off world war three.
I'm now going to have to me on my guard 24/7. I'm expecting war!

So if she does play, what can I do back to her?

Things along the lines of cutting the toes off of her socks etc. :supafrisk:
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Did you make a will yet?
Unskilled meddling sin©e 2007

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Have a few beers and sing to her,

it drives them nuts lol, :P


(Ive got a song thatl get on your nerves) normaly works, :roll:
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Bailes1992 wrote:So if she does play, what can I do back to her?
- Salt in the sugar pot (= yucky tea)
- Glue the toilet seat up
- Keep a stock of old batteries and put them in her TV/DVD remote controls ("That's funny, I only changed that yesterday ...")
- Same as above, but for lightbulbs (bonus points for combining this with the toilet seat prank...)
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lift the toilet seat up and carefully stretch clingfilm over the bowl (if its tight enough it cant be seen)
put the seat back down and wait for the scream :roll:

If your lucky she'll just sit down and pee but it'll go everywhere, if your not so lucky (depending on your sense of humour) it wont be a wee she has :evil:


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvbBB9ipndA

This is one of the things that I have seen on TV. Ended up getting painful.....

Film it!!
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