Wtf do i do with this?

[scotty73]

postie just been and i had the usual crap plus the normal farm foods and factory shop leaflets, inside there often comes a shitty letter canvassing some bollocks (to the owner occupier) that kinda thing.
They very ofter go straight to the bin but i opened this one because it said gwent police on it and i thought it was some random crime info.

Ermm no on closer inspection occifer it's the local police stations bank statement.

[steve_earwig]

Oh Anything interesting? Care to scan and post it?

[scotty73]

Oh Anything interesting? Care to scan and post it?

It seems i got the none so juicy one, you know when you get a statement and a few days later you get one about borrowing percentages? i got that one...
(Gwent police "E" division golf society.)

Now does golf mean the game or are the bank speaking in code?
It's addressed Treasurers account so It must be the account for the annual pissup at hole 19.

26.40% unauthorised borrowing....No special treatment there then.

[lozz]

Best thing to do with it is,
take it to local cop shop,

if it where me id just chuck it on my coal fire and say fkem iwouidnt waste petrol taking it to them,

[Sonia406]

As Lozz said burn it and claim innocence..... At the end of the day if you were to take it to them and waste petrol, chances are they'd try and say you know too much now and lock you up and then we'd never see you again................. But that also being said, now with all the intelligence around, they are probably googling themselves on a daily basis - came across this thread and if you do just chuck it they know where to come

Catch 22 lol

[lozz]

print off a million copys and let the wind blow them around

nah bad idea,itd be awaste of paper /ink,

[Sonia406]

print off a million copys and let the wind blow them around

nah bad idea,itd be awaste of paper /ink,

I was just going to say - I know Petrol is expensive but goodness, you'd have to be a millionaire to afford all that ink and paper

[Doggy]

Maybe you shouldn't have mentioned it scotty.......





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[lozz]

Iguess the local papers might be interested with it,
you know what there like

they might even bung you a few quid lol,

[Sonia406]

Maybe you shouldn't have mentioned it scotty.......





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scotty?

Rumor has it, he's been banged up.
Rumor has it also, he mentioned something about dogging and they didn't like how all estate owners were tarred with his dogging brush

[lozz]

[Sonia406]

Won't be laughing when he phones a friend for bail money
Some say his bail will be £20k, some say his bail will be refused at all cost - all we know is he is a dogger

[scotty73]

Maybe you shouldn't have mentioned it scotty.......





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i did try to let this thread die a lonely death but thanks to you fukas.

Anyone got a spare 20 grand?

[scotty73]

Won't be laughing when he phones a friend for bail money
Some say his bail will be £20k, some say his bail will be refused at all cost - all we know is he is a dogger

You watch to much top gear

[Captain Jack]

There's no such thing as "too much Top Gear". Same as there is no "too much money".

I know some people hate Clarkson et al but.. I like it