Few months ago I had a vivid dream of the boost hose between intercooler and inlet manifold blowing off.
So the next day I popped to the shop to get a few odds and ends, came out of a junction, buried my foot and the hose popped off.
Then to make matters even more worrying I was just driving along when all of a sudden I though "Christ I've almost had my car 12 months and I've still yet to change a lamp"...
Couldn't have been more than 5 seconds later?
*Bong*
This is getting weird...
2020 BMW 520d MSport Touring My Daily
2017 Dacia Logan MCV 1.5DCi Laureate Wifes
1996 Land Rover Defender 90 County SW 300TDi My Toy
2003 Ford Mondeo ST220 3.0 V6 My Other Toy
Ares wrote:what you think or imagine,thats what you get
I just thought/ imagined/ thunk/ thoughted i had a 14" erection..... I'm still waiting damnit.
2000 W 2.0hdi 110 7 seat estate Blue.
And this glue is for my submarine not for putting up you're f*c*ing noses, and dont think i dont notice cos i do... Buy your own f*c*ing glue!!! Fatty Lewis Twin town 1997.
scotty73 wrote:
I just thought/ imagined/ thunk/ thoughted i had a 14" erection..... I'm still waiting damnit.
I just had a 14" erection - a Lego tower I built!
2000/X Peugeot 406 110 HDi LX Family 93k to 2000/W BMW 530D SE Auto 84k to 2003/03 Peugeot Partner Hdi Escapade 98k to 2003/53 Vauxhall Zafira DTi Elegance 74k
2020 BMW 520d MSport Touring My Daily
2017 Dacia Logan MCV 1.5DCi Laureate Wifes
1996 Land Rover Defender 90 County SW 300TDi My Toy
2003 Ford Mondeo ST220 3.0 V6 My Other Toy
Ares wrote:what you think or imagine,thats what you get
I just thought/ imagined/ thunk/ thoughted i had a 14" erection..... I'm still waiting damnit.
Well put it this way - if you get taken to prison any time soon... don't drop the soap - that 14" erection you thunk may not actually be yours, as such.
2002 (D9) Peugeot 406 Coupe SE, 2.2 litre Petrol. Scarlet Red/Rouge Ecarlate/Rosso Scarlatto. Black Leather interior. SOLD
2008 (E60 LCI) BMW 525i M-Sport, 3.0 litre Petrol. Carbonschwarz Metallic. Black Dakota Leather and Myrtlewood interior.
I had a recent dream that my brakes failed and I smashed my car to pieces, and my wife died in the accident.
I woke up a bit tearful - I love my car.......
2003 2.2hdi estate - mine 1998 Volvo 940 auto estate - also mine 2019 Citroen C3 something - the wife's PP2000 user, can help with faults / diagnostics in the Bournemouth area.
Welly wrote:
Mmm, I notice the display doesn't tell you WHICH bulb has failed like my Volvo does
Mmm, I notice your car doesn't handle like my Mondeo does
2020 BMW 520d MSport Touring My Daily
2017 Dacia Logan MCV 1.5DCi Laureate Wifes
1996 Land Rover Defender 90 County SW 300TDi My Toy
2003 Ford Mondeo ST220 3.0 V6 My Other Toy
2020 BMW 520d MSport Touring My Daily
2017 Dacia Logan MCV 1.5DCi Laureate Wifes
1996 Land Rover Defender 90 County SW 300TDi My Toy
2003 Ford Mondeo ST220 3.0 V6 My Other Toy