Some of you know that I lost a bit of weight last year, partly due to having lots of fruit for lunch. I usually end up huge bowl containing a selection of chopped up fruit with a bit of natural yoghurt.
You can see where this is going can't you?
So today I'm dressed unusually smartly (by my standards) having been to an important meeting this morning. Over lunch a yoghurt coated grape made a bid for freedom from my bowl, hitting both the blue shirt and black trousers, right around the nether region .... didn't look too bad at the time but have you seen how yoghurt dries? I have nothing to clean it with and unfortunately I'm not going straight home either, got to pick the kids up, take them to Karate and then hang around the Leisure Centre for an hour....
Might have to resort to this....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZkBbIGwOjw
Oh dear, I appear to have lost control of myself
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Re: Oh dear, I appear to have lost control of myself
"honestly Officer it's Natural Yoghurt on my trousers, one of my grapes was covered in it"
"Yeah yeah tell it to the judge"
"Yeah yeah tell it to the judge"
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Re: Oh dear, I appear to have lost control of myself
Old man with cum stained trousers ejected from rhydycar leisure center and arrested, pending bail.....
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Re: Oh dear, I appear to have lost control of myself
Errr, you've grown breasts?DaiRees wrote:You can see where this is going can't you?
Ahhh, I didn't see that coming ( )DaiRees wrote: Over lunch a yoghurt coated grape made a bid for freedom from my bowl, hitting both the blue shirt and black trousers, right around the nether region
It's probably a bit late now but...
a) rush to bogs, wash affected area and hide until it dries.
b) use grape to spread yoghurt all over yourself and pretend it's a pattern.
c) take kids to Karate, pop home and change your clobber.
I was in a bar in Baltimore with my mate once, eyeing up the females as you do, er, did, when my mate decided to blow the candle on the table out with considerable force spraying wax from my chest down to my crotch. Have you seen how wax dries?
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Re: Oh dear, I appear to have lost control of myself
Pathetic excuses to hide the fact you are Dirty Boys !!
.. ooh are those drugs for me Matron
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I was once, I've graduated to "dirty old man" now
Btw it's great to hear from you Puggy!
Btw it's great to hear from you Puggy!
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Cheers Steve and ya still a dirty boy !
.. ooh are those drugs for me Matron