why women carnt fix cars? (18+ !.. NSFW)
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why women carnt fix cars? (18+ !.. NSFW)
Last edited by lozz on Sat Nov 08, 2014 1:14 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Re: why women carnt fix cars?
It's only because she hasn't put it on ramps...... Must be a blonde [emoji57]
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Re: why women carnt fix cars?
Oh, was there a car in the picture.....
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Re: why women carnt fix cars?
I used to run a number of cars fitted with Perkins 4/108 diesels, one problem they suffered from was that the vibration would cause the injector leak off pipes to come undone resulting in a strong smell of diesel in the car. My wife used to carry a 7/16" spanner round with her to tighten them up when necessary.
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Looks like her airbags have gone off.
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I've just had a better look at the picture
It looks like the BMW stopped just in time..!!
It looks like the BMW stopped just in time..!!
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Re: why women carnt fix cars?
Oh, I get it. Women can't fix cars because the average man is a misogynist pig with an offensively bad sense of humor, right?
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Re: why women carnt fix cars?
Whereas some don't have a sense of humour at all.
Unskilled meddling sin©e 2007
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Are you serious? you've contributed nothing to this forum for a long time and you turn up to say that! you've made it clear before that you think most of our opinions are rubbish and now you've discovered we like funny pictures of Women/Cars (you know, we're 'blokes', like) if you don't like it here then do not visit. End of.KozmoNaut wrote:Oh, I get it. Women can't fix cars because the average man is a misogynist pig with an offensively bad sense of humor, right?
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Struck a nerve, did I?Welly wrote:Are you serious? you've contributed nothing to this forum for a long time and you turn up to say that! you've made it clear before that you think most of our opinions are rubbish and now you've discovered we like funny pictures of Women/Cars (you know, we're 'blokes', like) if you don't like it here then do not visit. End of.
And check my post history, I contribute plenty of useful input. This input may take the form of dissenting opinions compared to the "EGR and DPFs must die, more soot and pollution = better" party line around here, but if that constitutes "contributing nothing", you need to get out of the echo chamber.
And funny? That picture is fax-vintage stupidity, and it wasn't even funny when it first appeared in the mid 90s.
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Re: why women carnt fix cars?
KozmoNaut, what is wrong with blokes having a bit of banter?
We've all got the day to day grind that we deal with, what's the problem with a few guys having a laugh over a pair of tits? (And a fair pair of breasts for those that don't bird watch).
Everyone is entitled to their opinion, Facebook seems to be swamped with feminist opinion these days, if we don't get a chance to blow off steam then the whole machine goes to pot.
We've all got the day to day grind that we deal with, what's the problem with a few guys having a laugh over a pair of tits? (And a fair pair of breasts for those that don't bird watch).
Everyone is entitled to their opinion, Facebook seems to be swamped with feminist opinion these days, if we don't get a chance to blow off steam then the whole machine goes to pot.
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Nothing at all, it's all just rather juvenile. And the picture in question is painfully unfunny.teamster1975 wrote:KozmoNaut, what is wrong with blokes having a bit of banter?
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Bit like Benny Hill really, it always made me laugh though. Sometimes it's nice to be a bit sillyKozmoNaut wrote:Nothing at all, it's all just rather juvenile. And the picture in question is painfully unfunny.
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"Always look on the bright side of life, dedo, dedo dedodedo"
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No, I was just saying that everything was going along quite nicely until you posted, and not for the first time, search back through your posts (like I did) to verify how many times you've launched your attacks on other members and you'll see.KozmoNaut wrote: Struck a nerve, did I?
If you'd like all members to conform to your ideals then you'll have a very long wait here.
Cars in my care:
2021 Kia Spottage 1.6 Pez Turbo Dual Clutch Gearbox Trickery
2013 Renner Twingo - donkey work
2021 Kia Spottage 1.6 Pez Turbo Dual Clutch Gearbox Trickery
2013 Renner Twingo - donkey work
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