words of wisdom

[binnzy]

There are only two essentials, duct tape and WD40
If it moves when it shouldn't, duct tape
If it doesn't move when it should, WD40

Anybody got more.

[lozz]

cable ties.

[Welly]

Hammer a small socket over it.

[trufflehunt]

Gaffa tape is like "the force" - it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
There's nothing that shouts "Poor Workmanship" more than wrinkles in Gaffer tape.....

[benczuk]

I have just returned from a nice holiday in the Sun (Spain) and on finding our seats on the return flight, (Easyjet) we were informed that we couldn't use the overhead locker over our seats as it was broken (handle missing). The flight attendant continued with "an *Engineer* was on his way to repair it"

In the Engineer subsequently walked with a roll of gaffer tape to stick it back together and hold it closed for the flight

Gaffer Tape, Aviation Approved Engineering (TM)

[puggy]

Hammer and chisel , old mans spanner

[steve_earwig]

There are only two essentials, duct tape and WD40
If it moves when it shouldn't, duct tape
If it doesn't move when it should, WD40

Anybody got more.

There's a flow chart for that, hold on


Don't eat yellow snow (obviously)
Don't step off a moving bus
Don't piss into the wind
Don't stand up in a canoe.

[GingerMagic]

Don't cross the road without looking.....

Hammerite.

[steve_earwig]

Don't look for a gas leak with a flamethrower.

[steve_earwig]

Don't piss on an electric fence.

[lozz]

Never buy a car you carn't push.

[binnzy]

The only reason it doesn't fit is because you're not using a big enough hammer

[dirtydirtydiesel]

It's not the size of the nail,
But the hammer that drives it in

lest that's what I tell the missus

[Welly]

For reliability, buy Volkswagon........

[steve_earwig]

For reliability, bye Volkswagon........

EFA

[Goran]Rust never sleeps[/Goran]