Do your 406's get treated the same way mine does. Ever since I have bought it back in April last year, my close circle of friends and aquaintances have continually paid it out and have poked fun at the car, sometimes not even realizing it. 406 is pretty rare down here - probably only ever sold around 2000 of them nation wide as they were expensive at the time compared to the japanese offerings and also the fact that french cars still remain unpopular here due to the french nuclear testing back in the mid 90's - right at Australia's doorstep, there were reports of peoples cars being keyed down at the local supermarket etc!!!
Anyways things my car has been called include:
"Thats a nice Holden Commodore you have there" - Very similar to your Omega, still I don't see the resemblance between both the cars? Has been called this twice - one male friend and one female, both oblivious to the fact I drive a Peugeot....maybe the badges are similar?
"The Classical Music Car" - references to the fact that the 406 is usually bought by old people in Australia who cash in their superannuation check. I'm 18 FFS and classical music has never been played in the 406!!! How is the 406 a classical music car - any explinations here?
"Sleazy, arrogant french car!" - I hope this wasn't a reference made to me

"French piece of sh*t" - Was called that the other night up at the pub by a Astra driver. I think he was just jealous!
What is the point of this thread - to share your other stories regarding the 406 and the nasty things it has been called! Anyone got anything?

Joel